which doesn’t come as a
standard,just factory fitted option
so volvo garages are visited
on a regular basis allegedly
he secretly yearns for Scania
The cross dresser from Wigan
who bought clothes from Poundland
In case they were needed for
a date with Graham Norton
But scania had other plans
as they didn’t fit over
The big headed owner driver
cos’ of his excess bling
and frilly curtains which matched
Scanias new skirt and suspenders
complete with shiny alloy wheels
which don`t earn extra income
Or pays for new underwear
to hang up in the
his and hers fitted wardrobe