with Rod Jane & Freddie
Zippy,Bungle and George watching
can’t do with people watching
Was that you I seen
with Jeffery from rainbow doing
Zippy’s zip back up again
because his mouth had got
splinters from chewing a stick
Belonging to the Wooden Tops
who were in league with
that bloke,Muffin the Mule
that weirdo Muffin the Mule
celebrating the arrival of the …
who was a wonkey donkey
that wanted a ■■■■■■ monkey
not a cheeky monkey because
he had loads at home.
and they were all w(r)enches
which caused a big stir
in the lovely Lancashire hotpot