The 5 Word Story

with a …forgotten the name :unamused: :blush: :laughing: :laughing:

My co driver looked nice

in his pink shorts and

fake ■■■■■ and blonde wig

matching pink bow-tied hobnailed flip-flops

but I looked even better

until you looked in mirror

as an Eddie Stobart driver

Yes I forgot my lipstick

to grease the cats arse

Which purrrd on the bunk

like a lion on heat

But I wanted my codriver

advertise in the exchange mart

Lucky I had a copy

of ■■■■■■■ borrowed from “Altitude”

found in services in ■■■■■■■

discarded by a local goon

in a rusty green Leyland

with big feet and wellies