with a …forgotten the name
My co driver looked nice
in his pink shorts and
fake ■■■■■ and blonde wig
matching pink bow-tied hobnailed flip-flops
but I looked even better
until you looked in mirror
as an Eddie Stobart driver
Yes I forgot my lipstick
to grease the cats arse
Which purrrd on the bunk
like a lion on heat
But I wanted my codriver
advertise in the exchange mart
Lucky I had a copy
of ■■■■■■■
borrowed from “Altitude”
found in services in ■■■■■■■
discarded by a local goon
in a rusty green Leyland
with big feet and wellies