The 5 Word Story

they try to say different

That they are cross dressers

and love to wear a

green uniform and clean shoes

which gives a good image

that’s better than their driving

under low bridges, etc., etc., …

Please don’t forget the tie

  • (possibly) no longer compulsory workwear -

I need a codriver tonight

co-driver you’re better off without

just drive day and night

Fringe benefits the tm said

He meant on your curtains

keep the hammer right down

And eat on the go

Me and hammer drove north

to Alaska as the song

Merrily played inside the cab

of his Guy Big J