The 5 Word Story

  • sounds like a typical Welshman - :laughing:

with a wooly sheep as

the ■■■■■■■■■■ abused in field

after field time after time

until farmer shifted to Kendal

where all good sheep shaggers

live and terrorise the goats

by claiming to be Welshmen

which proved to be false

on hearing their ■■■■■■■■ accent

and large footed stamping nightly

resembling a native Welsh ritual

which is unknown in Wales

(a closely-guarded secret amongst Welshmen :unamused: ) -

who ain’t daft like ■■■■■■■■■■

Stobart followers , who traipse around

your obviously a Stobart hater

whereas youre a Stobart-brainwashed` fanatic

no, did you pay more

for the Stobart tat and