what about Scouser Cilla Black
oh god no please Harry
send `em all to “Altitude” 
CWM’s no good to them
So it’s Hi-de-hi to Sue
and lorrrrrra fun from Cilla
big hugs from Graham Norton
And Dame Edna of course!
who would give you a
a gladioli or a possum
in a bag to anyone
daring to climb on stage
And show us their bum!
and got Frankie Howard excited
Benny Hill jumped right in
followed by old Bob Todd
and the diminutive Johnny Vyvvian
with a cast of thousands
of Hills angels all scantily
dressed ,…and not chasing “Altitude” 