to busy laughing at CWM
`cos he won their attention
Women always prefer funny men
some say peculiar not funny
and others say very peculiar 
because theyre not Feltzs fans
ha she got any fans
apart from the Gloucester One
who’s never been a fan
but always a secret admirer
of Dolly Parton for two
reasons of similar firm fondness
and Dolly’s lovely unlike fatty
Brand, a face for radio
■■■■■■■ where all the dogs
were sent up from Radnorshire
to sort the place out
on their way to Scotland
to watch live haggis racing
chased by white cairn terriers