he’s not too fussy either
A bar in Ealing when …
Any port in a storm
no storm is that bad
Is she a double bagger?
double bagged, and back scuttled
bet there’s plenty who would
pay her to run away
but like me,she couldn’t
resist the charms of “Altitude” 
who soon showed her the
door like any normal man
except “Altitude” , ■■■■■■■ for a
female with more ■■■ appeal
but “Altitude” will tackle owt
except that sweaty wind bag
called the unfunny Jo Brand
oh god it gets worse
- can`t get worse than her -
it bloody can… Sue Pollard 