The 5 Word Story

[dave_the_renegade]

and raised at Much Marcle

[altitude]

they prefer to hide that

[dave_the_renegade]

in several fields in the

[altitude]

wild ■■■■■■■■ hills where Vanessa

[thelongdrag]

held orgies every friday at

[cattle_wagon_man]

re-arranged Matlock Slimming World Club

[dexterboy]

And afterwards at hellfire club

[cattle_wagon_man]

next to the betting shop

[dexterboy]

In Compton street in soho

[cattle_wagon_man]

where dogs have two legs

[harry_gill]

and they answer to “Vanessa”

[cattle_wagon_man]

• oh Hell !..it`s her again -

[altitude]

all 20 stone of her

[cattle_wagon_man]

ready to manipulate fearless “Altitude”

[altitude]

she would scare the SAS

[cattle_wagon_man]

with her bombastic radio presentation

[jerrikan]

double chin, spare tyre and

[harry_gill]

she is a bit ugly

[dave_the_renegade]

wasn’t to ugly for Rolf

[harry_gill]

well he’s no oil painting