remaining single is the answer
Single what Harry,nice malt?
single malt and single status
Super singles all round then!
a lot better than 40x8s
being fatty Feltz`s bra size
that’s being cruel to elephants
and elephants will never forget
to remind innocent little “Altitude” 
he’s a really great bloke
- says Miss/Mrs/Ms Feltz , after she…
fell arse over ■■■ in
the sack after six pints
of Dents Ramsbottom and a
flagon of Gloucestershire-brew strong cider
the real stuff brewed by
Westons of Much Marcle, Herefordshire
Henry Westons Vintage proper job
apples pulped by Fred West
and he came from Gloucester