and now with a bun
I don’t accept any blame
but would`ve been very happy
with her on his arm
on Blackpool`s Pleasure Beach rollercoaster
after a few single malts
to give him the courage
to ask for a sub
because the rides were expensive
and I’m only a pensioner
With priceless memories and knowledge
of wooing women with presuasion
but now am happily retired
and obeys his other half
I wouldn’t dare do otherwise
They all must be obeyed
or muzzled like a dog
- them white dogs are worst -
You never met my ex
( not whilst you were married 
)