to scrape off the make-up
with a large plasterers trowel
and a large jack hammer
we know her who’s he
an escapee from the nuthouse
next to Portsmouth Football Club
which sunk down the League
And was joined by Tranmere
by a long sea route
that took him all the
way to New Orleans with
Him joining a jazz band
he was good on the
Sax ,blew his own trumpet
and ■■■■■■ in the bath
The shock wave stunned him
creosote that his old man
kept in his garden shed
alongside photograph of Holly Willowboobies
Ah’ Holly thinking man’s crumpet