with his other boss eye
looking for any kind of
weird creature to chat up
when Vanessa Feltz suddenly appeared
he spewed all over her
ample bosom , then offered her
his dirty underpants to wipe
the smile off her face
which doesn`t show on radio 
thank god, it frightens kids
and some tipper drivers too 
Even scare the Holy Ghost
is her toyboy short sighted
No Harry ,skint and desperate
yes he’s definitely hard up
But wants to be famous
for being crushed to death
Poor sod ,not crushed ,obliterated
by all that fat falling
bet she pays him well