The 5 Word Story

[dexterboy]

I am quite a slippery customer

[cattle_wagon_man]

so use axle grease instead

[dexterboy]

Women don’t like axle grease

[harry_gill]

you can say that again

[dexterboy]

As Harry gill well knows

[harry_gill]

worse when oft’ fifth wheel

[dexterboy]

Or out of fitters bucket

[cattle_wagon_man]

along with Woodbine dog ends

[altitude]

and an empty Dents beer bottle

[cattle_wagon_man]

contents consumed by thirsty “Altitude”

[cattle_wagon_man]

contents consumed by thirsty “Altitude”
( sorry ,…double post )

[altitude]

who just loves Dents beer

[cattle_wagon_man]

with the added enhancing ingredient

[altitude]

that makes him fall over

[cattle_wagon_man]

ending up as a tripod

[altitude]

arse in the air and

[cattle_wagon_man]

waving his hands for attention

[altitude]

as his glass eye had

[dave_the_renegade]

fallen in his bottled beer

[altitude]

and couldn’t see for bubbles