The 5 Word Story

tango_boy · 20 July 2014 17:21

of the fruity kind of

205 · 20 July 2014 18:16

blokes that hide in bushes

pete_smith · 20 July 2014 18:57

That need a good kicking

dave_the_renegade · 20 July 2014 19:20

and then string them up

dexterboy · 20 July 2014 19:37

And hung ,drawn and quarterd

dave_the_renegade · 20 July 2014 19:42

for good measure evil gits

dexterboy · 20 July 2014 19:45

And then boiled in oil

dave_the_renegade · 20 July 2014 19:47

and then set fire to

dexterboy · 20 July 2014 19:52

Bloody hell Dave are we sick? LOL Pour oil on troubled waters

dave_the_renegade · 20 July 2014 19:55

there wouldn’t be many kiddyfiddlers

dexterboy · 20 July 2014 19:59

Use oil for lighting lamps

dave_the_renegade · 20 July 2014 20:08

and putting in car engines

dexterboy · 20 July 2014 20:11

Not in my Jag( contaminated )

dave_the_renegade · 20 July 2014 20:18

depends on the oil type

cattle_wagon_man · 20 July 2014 20:33

Cooking oil makes good smell

dave_the_renegade · 20 July 2014 20:36

and doesn’t lubricate the engine

cattle_wagon_man · 20 July 2014 21:03

so back to drawing board

harry_gill · 20 July 2014 22:31

to earn some Brownie points

dexterboy · 21 July 2014 07:42

Save on oil ,electric car

cattle_wagon_man · 21 July 2014 07:45

with plenty of extension lead