The 5 Word Story

shandy bass which is a

very weak apology of a

alcoholic beverage which isn’t really

a serious drink at all

pretty gay really which isn’t

in the context of gender

when in the company of

camp comedians and limp wristed

big gays bears flounting about

in furry coats and drawers

and cross dressers too boot

which is quite a sight

when not seen before especially

in the light of day

or night for that matter

or any other time of

the week as bumping into

the street pastors who try

to convert which isn’t a

an easy job with some