And some coins for meter
and cheques for Parking Eye 
People can’t hear you coming
when their 3 streets away
you have to be observant
just keep your eyes skinned
for the peeler’s who are
Otherwise known as old bill
and Ben ,…the Flowerpot Men 
woodentops by any other name
who are scarce this way
they are scarce when needed
There really scarce full stop
at the major road ahead
There was a bad accident
caused by a rusty Sprinter
van driven by someone who
Had pinched Harry’s best malt
which is not the done
Thing,you may suffer harm