Taking the wife

I was taking mine with me, and it worked really well.

Obviously some things with the list were gone, as there weren’t any ■■■■■■ laybys/truckers cafes/ugly routes/boring traffic jams on Hebrides. And there were ferry crossings… And plenty of time for ourselves while waiting for the ferry… And I could park overnight on the friendly pub car park - or on the beach. And then how nice is if you wake up to this:

Well, definitely, the last one is a very good point (and then there are these points I did not mentioned because I am a gentleman :stuck_out_tongue:).

I think I need to get some woman again :grimacing:

nar just pick up a couple of swidish hook hikers mate

Prefer my blow up doll when tramping. :smiley: provides security as well by always being sat in the passenger seat. :wink:

44 Tonne Ton:

Lucy:
I take Rikki’s wife down the road every week to give his ears a rest. The stupid ■■■■■ won’t ever shut up. And she’s deranged. And she hogs the bunk. I must try and leave her at the services one day… :bulb:

Do women have an off switch? If they have ,I ain’t found it!

yeah its on there inner thigh right at the top…keep searching and u may find it… or is that the ON switch…I get confused by them…

jayeastanglia:

44 Tonne Ton:

Lucy:
I take Rikki’s wife down the road every week to give his ears a rest. The stupid ■■■■■ won’t ever shut up. And she’s deranged. And she hogs the bunk. I must try and leave her at the services one day… :bulb:

Do women have an off switch? If they have ,I ain’t found it!

yeah its on there inner thigh right at the top…keep searching and u may find it… or is that the ON switch…I get confused by them…

The off button is round the other side.

I have taking the wife with me a few times in the past :smiley: she has been upto washington tyneside and we have stayed at shepshed for a night out :smiley: and a few other places in the uk :laughing: as we have a touring caravan for our holidays it was just like being on holiday :laughing:

bigvern1:
Bought my dragon with me on our driving holiday to Italy. After spending my career driving 99% totally alone…I thought the company would be nice.
The cow never said more than 10 words the entire time we were moving. Soon as we stopped, off the gob went…BLAH BLAH BLAH. Weird or what? :open_mouth:

Mine is the same. Doesn’t say a word to me but when we stop you wished that you were still moving lol

Mine comes with me every now and then, she’s quite well behaved really, she doesn’t make a mess and she comes in useful now and again, especially as my cab has a flat floor :sunglasses:

I usually organise a trip to New York or California when she’s going to come out, I’ll have a day or two off in either place to make a mini holiday out of it.

In fact, we had our honeymoon in the truck, she came with me on a trip to California, we stopped off for a couple of days in Vegas on the way home and after a night on the ■■■■ we woke up married :open_mouth:

I took my then girlfriend out in an old seddon Atkinson dustcart around London doing bins on building sites. The only problem was she had to sit on the floor as I had the entire crew area filled up with scrap cable copper pipe and Ali. All was going well until a black cab done a mad u turn infront of me I slammed the brakes on and she was burried under all the scrap.
I really didn’t help by laughing so much it took about 20 minutes to untangle her.