Taking the wife

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i’m taking the wife to Germany, and Austria.
Shut up, look prety, do exactly as i say.
she has agreed with the rules.
this could be a really bad idea.

does anyone else take her indoors with them? either in the UK, or Europe

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will you be using her as the “mule” this trip :smiley:

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maverick72:
will you be using her as the “mule” this trip :smiley:

no… doggy. :laughing:

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No :wink: she wont come in the tanker with me :frowning:

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just let the air out of her and stick her in one of the cupboards

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bubsy06:
just let the air out of her and stick her in one of the cupboards

is that where you put the sheep? :wink: :laughing:

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she’s still packing FFS :smiling_imp:
she thinks she needs travel sick tablets from the chemist. what the [zb] for?
it turns out she was sick on the isle of man ferry in 1980.
i think i’ll [zb] off while she’s at the chemist. :laughing:

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limeyphil:

bubsy06:
just let the air out of her and stick her in one of the cupboards

is that where you put the sheep? :wink: :laughing:

nope plenty of brothels (fields) in wales to satisfy my needs :wink:

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I used to, but the current one isn’t interested/hasn’t got the time.

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Used to take my wife before she was ill a couple of times a year for 5 weeks stints in Italy.
She really enjoyed it :grimacing: :grimacing: :grimacing:
Used to load a load in Carrara and dropping of at the terminal n Novarra or Busto Arsizio, after 3 weeks she managed to stay awake, and the cheeky ■■■■■ managed one they to stay awake and said to me you should have told me that this was such a nice road to watch, i would have really enjoyed it :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: you couldn’t wake her up for anything else than food, slept more in 5 weeks than a driver in a year.
But most say we have had a lot good weekends in Dormeletto and Pesciera with the 2 of us.

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limeyphil:
i’m taking the wife to Germany, and Austria.
Shut up, look prety, do exactly as i say.
she has agreed with the rules.
this could be a really bad idea.

does anyone else take her indoors with them? either in the UK, or Europe

Ive took my Mrs with me a few time when i was doing the German run…All without any probs
Also took my 2 kids all over the uk, again without any probs and they all loved it

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I take my wife with me every chance I get, saves me making coffee and rolling ■■■■ :wink:

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Did it once only but she complained way too much:

  1. 56mph is too slow, can you get a move on!
  2. All the lorry parks stink of pee. :unamused:
  3. Can we eat somewhere decent, truckers cafe’s are not fit places to eat! :open_mouth:
  4. Can you find a laybye with clean toilets!
  5. If you need to ■■■■ can you please go outside (This was southbound on the M6!)
  6. Can we go the pretty route :imp:

The list goes on!

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limeyphil:
i’m taking the wife to Germany, and Austria.
Shut up, look prety, do exactly as i say.
she has agreed with the rules.
this could be a really bad idea.

does anyone else take her indoors with them? either in the UK, or Europe

Why do you want to ruin a trip by taking her with you?? :wink:

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I took my mates wife with me a few times, but couldn’t swing it on the ferries :laughing:

It was quite difficult hiding her in a chocolate factory, she refused to lie on the bunk and spent her time rummaging in skips!

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I take Rikki’s wife down the road every week to give his ears a rest. The stupid ■■■■■ won’t ever shut up. And she’s deranged. And she hogs the bunk. I must try and leave her at the services one day… :bulb:

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Lucy:
I take Rikki’s wife down the road every week to give his ears a rest. The stupid ■■■■■ won’t ever shut up. And she’s deranged. And she hogs the bunk. I must try and leave her at the services one day… :bulb:

Does she still snore like a Rhino inhaling chainsaws ■■? :grimacing: :grimacing: :grimacing: :grimacing:

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Lucy:
I take Rikki’s wife down the road every week to give his ears a rest. The stupid ■■■■■ won’t ever shut up. And she’s deranged. And she hogs the bunk. I must try and leave her at the services one day… :bulb:

Do women have an off switch? If they have ,I ain’t found it!

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Lucy:
I take Rikki’s wife down the road every week to give his ears a rest. The stupid ■■■■■ won’t ever shut up. And she’s deranged. And she hogs the bunk. I must try and leave her at the services one day… :bulb:

Surely its Rikki’s wife that goes down the road to give her ears a rest :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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I used to take my wife all over Europe with me, infact Ive taken all three of them at some point, trouble is where ever I left them they always seem to be able to find their way home…Strange really when none of them could read a blooming map when I asked them to …