billybigrig:
Lucy:
I take Rikki’s wife down the road every week to give his ears a rest. The stupid ■■■■■ won’t ever shut up. And she’s deranged. And she hogs the bunk. I must try and leave her at the services one day…Does she still snore like a Rhino inhaling chainsaws ■■?
Hell, yeah! 
it went really well, the best thing i’ve ever done.
we’ve been on some really nice, and very expensive holidays in the past.
what a waste of money that was, she loved being my truck ■■■■. 
all employers should encourage this sort of thing.
truck driving can have a strain on relationships.
mine wasn’t in any sort of mess in any way, but she says we should do it more often.
(the driving thing, that is) 
I always took my 1st wife with me,on day or weekly trips 
well it saved me having to kiss her goodbye
You guys don’t realise how lucky you are having:
a) A job where you can take her.
b) A wife.
Driveroneuk:
You guys don’t realise how lucky you are having:
b) A wife.
The grass ain’t always greener on the other side…
limeyphil:
she loved being my truck ■■■■.
You old romantic!
Martin:
Did it once only but she complained way too much:
- 56mph is too slow, can you get a move on!
- All the lorry parks stink of pee.
- Can we eat somewhere decent, truckers cafe’s are not fit places to eat!
- Can you find a laybye with clean toilets!
- If you need to ■■■■ can you please go outside (This was southbound on the M6!)
- Can we go the pretty route
The list goes on!
…Thank[zb] we aint alowed to carry passengers
Bought my dragon with me on our driving holiday to Italy. After spending my career driving 99% totally alone…I thought the company would be nice.
The cow never said more than 10 words the entire time we were moving. Soon as we stopped, off the gob went…BLAH BLAH BLAH. Weird or what? 
Martin:
Did it once only but she complained way too much:
!
No offence Martin, but if that,s a photo of her on your avatar you must be pleased to get away
robroy:
Martin:
Did it once only but she complained way too much:
!No offence Martin, but if that,s a photo of her on your avatar
LOL no, thats my GF, the wife is really ugly! 
Lol, have tried that thing of taking the missus with you but it felt like it was a week of my usual life under microscope… So now I leave her ■■■■■■■ at home before I go…
On a serious note though, it is good to have company, just not sure what the company should be…
James
limeyphil:
it went really well, the best thing i’ve ever done.
we’ve been on some really nice, and very expensive holidays in the past.
what a waste of money that was, she loved being my truck ■■■■.all employers should encourage this sort of thing.
truck driving can have a strain on relationships.
mine wasn’t in any sort of mess in any way, but she says we should do it more often.
(the driving thing, that is)
does that mean you brought her back again
Photoman1:
On a serious note though, it is good to have company, just not sure what the company should be…James
Try a Jack Russell, great company and if anyone tries to get in your cab he bites!
Driveroneuk:
You guys don’t realise how lucky you are having:b) A wife.
Sorry not that way inclined
Have in the past taken both my kids with me
I’ve took clare a few times in the early days and going in the truck really rares her up, in fact if she wasn’t sleeping she was wanting snagging or flashing her ■■■■ at passing lorries.
Top bird
Martin:
Photoman1:
On a serious note though, it is good to have company, just not sure what the company should be…James
Try a Jack Russell, great company and if anyone tries to get in your cab he bites!
Does it have to be a Jack Russell lol
The missus could do the guarding/biting
I am here: maps.google.com/maps?ll=50.742608,-1.962385
Martin:
robroy:
Martin:
Did it once only but she complained way too much:
!No offence Martin, but if that,s a photo of her on your avatar
LOL no, thats my GF, the wife is really ugly!
Lol’d at both you guys, which is no easy task today! Good work
Just don’t take the bride or any other passengers into the container berth at Southampton as they will fine you £100.
Took my missus with me once, and when i finally dropped her back home i thought i’d gone deaf !
kevmac47:
Just don’t take the bride or any other passengers into the container berth at Southampton as they will fine you £100.
They just cancel the VBS or chuck the passenger out…
I am here: maps.google.com/maps?ll=50.742528,-1.962429
