flat to the mat:
You are one sick crab,and I’m certain that Luke appreciates the diversion from recent events.
Hmmm,Hollandaise
Indeed I do he always makes me laugh! Although that first joke was a bit ‘eeeeeeewwwwwwwww’
Sorry if I put you off your smoked kippers.
SmashedCrabFace:
When bad things happen to me, I like to think “…well atleast I’m not being brutally gang raped by a pack of violent wild horses”.Remember, there’s always someone somewhere having a worse time than you, unless ofcourse you are that man who is being brutally gang raped by a pack of violent wild horses, in which case just grit your teeth and try to enjoy it for what it is.
rofl 
Bit of an update then lorry-driver.com
Flippin eck Luke, been away, just logged on here and seen it. As has already been said, glad your ok ,waggon doesnt look too damaged, looks like its only bolt on plastic to replace ,so not too bad. Back in the saddle and ONWARD!!.
nae wonder bertie screamed and thinks you are ■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■.glad you all escaped unharmed, although i do suspect it was a publicity stunt! sounds like you have decent bosses too. just surprised there hasn’t been s rant by anyone regarding speed and road conditions etc. anyway less of the sidewards, get onwards.
sent from my phone while not in a ditch. yet.
Good to see Holly looking well after her ordeal.
Sorry Luke, but for me the Hungarian wins it hands down. 
roughyed:
Sorry Luke, but for me the Hungarian wins it hands down.
I’ll give you that one. 
roughyed:
Sorry Luke, but for me the Hungarian wins it hands down.
def wins, background was more picturesque!
My wife said looks like you 20 years ago i said no look at the truck so she said its only metal and plastic
glad your ok
well my wife thinks your good looking
steadymabo:
Glad your ok Luke, could of been at lot worse than it was, the truck can be repaired and back on the road in no time.Got to say though “IF YOU CAN’T GO ONWARDS THEN GO SIDEWARDS” has got to be your new tag line
apart from a new tag line what about a new username?
how about Ditchlogic 
glad to see you back in the saddle straight away thats the best remedy
welshboyinspain:
steadymabo:
Glad your ok Luke, could of been at lot worse than it was, the truck can be repaired and back on the road in no time.Got to say though “IF YOU CAN’T GO ONWARDS THEN GO SIDEWARDS” has got to be your new tag line
apart from a new tag line what about a new username?
how about Ditchlogic
glad to see you back in the saddle straight away thats the best remedy
I think Luke will tell you to Bog off
Will we be having a “lukes top tip” about this incident■■?
Nice to see Bertie in the Xmas spirit in the red one !!!
jase:
Will we be having a “lukes top tip” about this incident■■?
Yeah, keep the rubber bits on the tarmac
SmashedCrabFace:
Remember, there’s always someone somewhere having a worse time than you,.
Good advice and the EXACT reason Jeremy Kyle was invented.
No matter how bad you think things are, just watch Jeremy Kyle for half an hour. I assure you, after half an hour of watching those inbred, benefit spanking, smack head cranks, you’ll be thinking “maybe life isn’t so bad after all”.
cieranc:
SmashedCrabFace:
Remember, there’s always someone somewhere having a worse time than you,.Good advice and the EXACT reason Jeremy Kyle was invented.
No matter how bad you think things are, just watch Jeremy Kyle for half an hour. I assure you, after half an hour of watching those inbred, benefit spanking, smack head cranks, you’ll be thinking “maybe life isn’t so bad after all”.
Watching Jeremy Kyle just make me feel worse, those people live in this Country and are Breeding 
A bit late but it’s good to hear your OK Luke, even better to hear that you’re back behind the wheel.
This thread has renewed my faith that there are people out there that care about others, even if you only know them as a face on a website!
Have just read this Luke so this message of cheer may no longer be needed after all
the posts i have read on here ,All the best and accidents happen it is great to read
what a wonderful response you got off your bosses.that shows how good the firm is and
how much they appreciate their workforce,Wish that was happening in more firms will be looking
forward to your next post ,all the best