limeyphil:
i’m sure i’ve mentioned this before, but i’ll repeat myself just in case any police, vosa, or pcso’s are looking in.
i happen to know some ex police officers, they drink in the same pub as me. and they all regret so much that they did in their careers. they were sucked into a certain mindset, and it wasn’t until they retired and realised what complete pricks they had been for all these years, how many family’s had broken up as a direct or indirect result of their actions. each one of them has a serious drink problem, all except one has been divorced. and with all the problems that they now have the force have washed their hands of them, even though it was the job that made them into the quivering drunken low lifes that they now are.
so if anyone is looking in and thinking they have a cushy job with all the perks of authority, think about your future retirement, your final salary pension won’t go far when half of it is spent on booze. 
We had the CID club in the back room of my dads pub. I recognise all your mates from then. That bloke from the Bill who died was a spitting image, bald, fat and almost permanently ■■■■■■■
I often preach about the laws on this site and explain what they are, but the reason I know what they are, is because I have twisted most of them to my benefit. I don’t condone people on the telephone, because many cant drive for toffee, watch two women on the motorway when they are talking, speeds will drop as low as 30mph in the middle lane as they get to an interesting part, it’s the same with some lorry drivers, as soon as the phone rings their speed drops off.
There are stories about how fast a lorry was travelling and at 56 on a DC it was dangerous. Drivers have lost their skills, to roll a ■■■ whilst managing a 6 speed gearbox, a flask and a two speed axle. There are far more jackknifed lorries and rollovers than ever before because of the skills of modern drivers, or lack of them.
I can read a map whilst driving down a country lane. I can also see far enough ahead to stop if there is a car approaching. I can unscrew the top of a 2 litre coke bottle and place it back on the bunk when i have finished. I can even eat a Kit-Kat with no harm coming to myself or others.
The DCPC or fines will not improve these things, it will just make it easier to bring in new laws, you can bet the next one is no smoking at the wheel, they sneaked that one in for company vehicles, but soon you will not be able to smoke on your annual crawl to Cornwall at 30mph
It sounds as though us old ■■■■■ are better than the youngsters, but in reality, it is the modern lorries that are so much better, they will stop on a penny and have retarders, ABS EBS, ETC, yet still crash, slide or are stuck in a slight snow fall
By the way these police lorries are not new or newsworthy, every force in England have been using them, from Iveco, Volvo, Renault, DAF, Mercedes and Scania.