Parked in Gordano’s today, having my dinner, notice some bird comes and sits across from me, she’s wearing a VERY revealing top and is quite well ‘stacked’ (sorry ladies), she isn’t doing anything in particular, no drink, no food, no book just playing what I assume is a game on her tablet.
Nothing too strange about this you say.
Then she starts to face me directly, while never making eye contact, she keeps leaning forwards with her mellons almost falling out onto the table, this happens continuously while I’m trying to eat. Either she knew what she was doing or she is VERY stupid and didn’t realise 80% of her body was on the table.
It got to the point where I couldn’t continue to sit there any longer for fear of what she might get out next, anyway as I stood up, I notice like a disappointing sigh come from her direction.
Anyway I’m no oil painting and I’m sure there are far better looking chaps in Gordano nevermind the uk, I’ve already punched above my weight when I met my wife!
I’ve never had anything like this happen before has anyone elses had anything similar in a truck stop/services.
NO, but i`m on my way to Gordano right now, hope shes still there. Of course she knew her threepennys were hanging out, theyre a womans greatest assets, after her brains
it happens most of the time. you’ll get used to it.
whenever it happens, it just reminds me to check the tyres, tighten my nuts and make sure my headlamps are alligned.
Yeah just to point out this isn’t a Gordano advert lol, I won’t be able to get in here next time. I tell you though mate, she wasn’t a bad looker either, early - mid 20’s and knockers the size of airbags. If only I was single…alas well outa my league tho.
NewLad:
Yeah just to point out this isn’t a Gordano advert lol, I won’t be able to get in here next time. I tell you though mate, she wasn’t a bad looker either, early - mid 20’s and knockers the size of airbags. If only I was single…alas well outa my league tho.
Sounds like my kinda girl and i only live 10 minutes away, see you all later.
Years ago when i was doing multidrops to shops etc, there was a nice looking girl in a shop who i had a good laugh with everytime i delivered to her workplace. One day when i was delivering i noticed she wasnt that happy and she told me she had just broke up with her boyfriend and after getting the sob story, she walked right up to me in the storeroom, we were practically touching, she looked right into my eyes and said that she was going to be so lonely and bored this weekend and did i have any ideas on how i could cheer her up ■■
and i thought TYPICALL !!..i had only just got married 2 weeks prior !!
NewLad:
Yeah just to point out this isn’t a Gordano advert lol, I won’t be able to get in here next time. I tell you though mate, she wasn’t a bad looker either, early - mid 20’s and knockers the size of airbags. If only I was single…alas well outa my league tho.
Ok, here’s one… I was working nights and on my way to a dock in the north west. A car pulled up besides me at a set of lights and as you do I looks down, In the passenger seat was a lesbian looking thing waving at me, So I waves back and the lights change and off we go. The car pulls in front of me and as we are moving starts the indicator flashing… Now i’m thinking they must know the day man and think that i’m him, The indicating continues and I flash my lights. Then the internal light comes on, Now I cant see ■■■■■ whats going on obviously, so a few miles down the road I am turning into the dock now so I gives one last flash and in to the dock entrance road… twenty seconds later the car is behind me flashing its lights. So I pulls up by a load of steel and wait, The car parks about 100meters away, This is getting confusing now, i’m thinking have I cut him up somewhere and am gonna have a barney with them?? So I walks over to the car, now i’m thinking I know what the passenger looks like and its rough, so go for the driver and expect the knife coming out the window. I gets over to the drivers side and this young (20s) nice lookin girl is sitting there with her top half down and baps half out… Now any ordinary bloke would have thought of a good starting line knowing that something could be on here… My first line You better put them away love you might get a chill wtf was I thinking… so quickly followed up with… or get them out, Didn’t you see in the mirror, I did back there… Cant see ■■■■■ from up there love I says, Wait for this one…Are you going to bed now she said… Now most of you, and any normal sane bloke would have said yes realising that she was after some of your bunk… Me, I said… No love got another two loads of salt to do, see ya WTF Was wrong with me that night, its only afterwards you think… why didn’t I say this… why didn’t I say that… .
kiwitaff:
Ok, here’s one… I was working nights and on my way to a dock in the north west. A car pulled up besides me at a set of lights and as you do I looks down, In the passenger seat was a lesbian looking thing waving at me, So I waves back and the lights change and off we go. The car pulls in front of me and as we are moving starts the indicator flashing… Now i’m thinking they must know the day man and think that i’m him, The indicating continues and I flash my lights. Then the internal light comes on, Now I cant see [zb] whats going on obviously, so a few miles down the road I am turning into the dock now so I gives one last flash and in to the dock entrance road… twenty seconds later the car is behind me flashing its lights. So I pulls up by a load of steel and wait, The car parks about 100meters away, This is getting confusing now, i’m thinking have I cut him up somewhere and am gonna have a barney with them?? So I walks over to the car, now i’m thinking I know what the passenger looks like and its rough, so go for the driver and expect the knife coming out the window. I gets over to the drivers side and this young (20s) nice lookin girl is sitting there with her top half down and baps half out… Now any ordinary bloke would have thought of a good starting line knowing that something could be on here… My first line You better put them away love you might get a chill wtf was I thinking… so quickly followed up with… or get them out, Didn’t you see in the mirror, I did back there… Cant see [zb] from up there love I says, Wait for this one…Are you going to bed now she said… Now most of you, and any normal sane bloke would have said yes realising that she was after some of your bunk… Me, I said… No love got another two loads of salt to do, see ya WTF Was wrong with me that night, its only afterwards you think… why didn’t I say this… why didn’t I say that… .
I Would of been like a Tramp into Hot Broth! By the way have you booked yourself in to see the psychiatrist, They maybe able to help
NewLad:
Parked in Gordano’s today, having my dinner, notice some bird comes and sits across from me, she’s wearing a VERY revealing top and is quite well ‘stacked’ (sorry ladies), she isn’t doing anything in particular, no drink, no food, no book just playing what I assume is a game on her tablet.
Nothing too strange about this you say.
Then she starts to face me directly, while never making eye contact, she keeps leaning forwards with her mellons almost falling out onto the table, this happens continuously while I’m trying to eat. Either she knew what she was doing or she is VERY stupid and didn’t realise 80% of her body was on the table.
It got to the point where I couldn’t continue to sit there any longer for fear of what she might get out next, anyway as I stood up, I notice like a disappointing sigh come from her direction.
Anyway I’m no oil painting and I’m sure there are far better looking chaps in Gordano nevermind the uk, I’ve already punched above my weight when I met my wife!
I’ve never had anything like this happen before has anyone elses had anything similar in a truck stop/services.
you mean you didnt report her too the rozzers like some other sados do
