Strange thing..... Kinda rude

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UPDATE - Well there was no knock on the cab door on the night lol.

To the person who said she wanted to rob you, that did cross my mind, keep me there salivating at her udders, while my cabs getting ransacked. Luckily that didn’t happen either.

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NewLad:
…keep me there salivating at her udders…

:laughing: :laughing:

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I once saw a smartly dressed lady mid 30’s walking with a driver at Gordano.
They both got in a rigid.Cab curtains pulled over.She was laughing and giggling before she got for some cab action.
At Bury St Edmunds truckstop an expensive Mercedes Benz Slk pulls in next to a wagon.
She gets in.
On above two subjects,i guess they were married and having flings.

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kiwitaff:
Ok, here’s one… I was working nights and on my way to a dock in the north west. A car pulled up besides me at a set of lights and as you do I looks down, In the passenger seat was a lesbian looking thing waving at me, So I waves back and the lights change and off we go. The car pulls in front of me and as we are moving starts the indicator flashing… Now i’m thinking they must know the day man and think that i’m him, The indicating continues and I flash my lights. Then the internal light comes on, Now I cant see [zb] whats going on obviously, so a few miles down the road I am turning into the dock now so I gives one last flash and in to the dock entrance road… twenty seconds later the car is behind me flashing its lights. So I pulls up by a load of steel and wait, The car parks about 100meters away, This is getting confusing now, i’m thinking have I cut him up somewhere and am gonna have a barney with them?? So I walks over to the car, now i’m thinking I know what the passenger looks like and its rough, so go for the driver and expect the knife coming out the window. I gets over to the drivers side and this young (20s) nice lookin girl is sitting there with her top half down and baps half out… Now any ordinary bloke would have thought of a good starting line knowing that something could be on here… My first line You better put them away love you might get a chill :open_mouth: :open_mouth: wtf was I thinking… so quickly followed up with… or get them out, Didn’t you see in the mirror, I did back there… Cant see [zb] from up there love I says, Wait for this one…Are you going to bed now she said… :exclamation: :exclamation: Now most of you, and any normal sane bloke would have said yes realising that she was after some of your bunk… Me, I said… No love got another two loads of salt to do, see ya :confused: :confused: WTF Was wrong with me that night, its only afterwards you think… why didn’t I say this… why didn’t I say that… :confused: .

Hahaha class

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NewLad:
she keeps leaning forwards with her mellons almost falling out onto the table

No photos?
You know it may have been in your mind?
A photo on you phones camera would have mad the thread a lot more interesting!!! :laughing:

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I live just up the road from Gordano Services, got home last night, my Misses said she couldn’t be bothered to cook, she offers to pop down to the KFC - she was gone for hours, and didn’t bring any KFC back with her either…

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My missus used to work in High Wycombe, we lived in SE London, many times we met up in a layby just off the M25 as she was on her way home and I was on my way up the road, I used to park my lorry, she would pick me up (she had an SLK at the time) and we would go for dinner, she quite often came back to the lorry for a legover, so things are not always as they may seem, however she never used to sit in the services with her chesticles hanging out AFAIK, I like to think I did the job properly in the layby :laughing:

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be carefull out there buddy,dont want to end up like this guy

dailymail.co.uk/news/article … sault.html

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A German driver was having an affair with a married Portuguese woman in Porto.
The regular driver would park in the same spot every week.
The husband broke in to the cab and cut the throat of the driver.
But it was the wrong man killed.
The regular driver was away on holiday and some other driver in his truck.Unlucky.
It is their Latin temperment.They get a bit flustered.

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toby1234abc:
A German driver was having an affair with a married Portuguese woman in Porto.
The regular driver would park in the same spot every week.
The husband broke in to the cab and cut the throat of the driver.
But it was the wrong man killed.
The regular driver was away on holiday and some other driver in his truck.Unlucky.
It is their Latin temperment.They get a bit flustered.

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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dailymail.co.uk/news/article … sault.html

puts a new slant on "driving like a ■■■■ "

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Just wondering - this girl in Gordano - wasn’t that Polish girl who was on here a while ago looking to ride her way around Europe was it? Gosh19900 or something?

Gary

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Italian ■■■■■■■ :stuck_out_tongue:

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They got u sucked in untill u looked at their adams apples ,nuff said :frowning: :frowning: :frowning: :frowning: :frowning:

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skypilot:

NewLad:
she keeps leaning forwards with her mellons almost falling out onto the table

No photos?
You know it may have been in your mind?
A photo on you phones camera would have mad the thread a lot more interesting!!! :laughing:

I did sent it to the lads but deleted it off my phone, don’t want the wife seeing it, if I can get it sent back I will!