Coffeeholic:
keebs26uk:
I see 2 sheep ■■■■■■■ in a field while I was on my break parked up in a laybyWas one a ram or was it ■■■■■■■ girl action?
No it was a ram I’m yet to spot some ■■■■■■■ girl sheep action yet 
Although this was quite entertaining by the way one of the sheep was screeming the word Baaaaaaa about 20 times, I’m guessing it was quite enjoyable ■■■
keebs26uk:
Coffeeholic:
keebs26uk:
I see 2 sheep ■■■■■■■ in a field while I was on my break parked up in a laybyWas one a ram or was it ■■■■■■■ girl action?
No it was a ram I’m yet to spot some ■■■■■■■ girl sheep action yet
As long as it wasn’t the ram in front and doing the screaming. 
I believe ■■■■■■■ girl action is more prevalent among the bovine community, you see that going on in fields quite often, dirty cows.
keebs26uk:
I see 2 sheep ■■■■■■■ in a field while I was on my break parked up in a layby, it was incredible I never knew animals did that too, I would of kept watching this amazing act as I munched into a Pot Noodle, but of course I forgot my noodle today
Forgot your pot noodle? You so-called professional!
Coffeeholic:
switchlogic:
I see lots of you don’t think the same as me when you see the phrase ‘parked up at Leatherhead’. It’s like parked up at Perry Bar*, Stafford etc. Parked up in this context means forced to have a rest by our friends the V men.That was the way I read it from the moment I saw the OP. He was either parked up as you say or was in for an inspection. To me there is no other meaning to that phrase, which leaves me looking a bit stupid if he is having a 45 in the High Street.
*BTW, I got told off for that a few weeks ago. Apparently it’s Great Bar, although to me it ain’t that great so will always be Perry.
And rightly so! Arse like an elephant…And a memory like one too!
bigvern1:
Coffeeholic:
switchlogic:
I see lots of you don’t think the same as me when you see the phrase ‘parked up at Leatherhead’. It’s like parked up at Perry Bar*, Stafford etc. Parked up in this context means forced to have a rest by our friends the V men.That was the way I read it from the moment I saw the OP. He was either parked up as you say or was in for an inspection. To me there is no other meaning to that phrase, which leaves me looking a bit stupid if he is having a 45 in the High Street.
*BTW, I got told off for that a few weeks ago. Apparently it’s Great Bar, although to me it ain’t that great so will always be Perry.
And rightly so! Arse like an elephant…And a memory like one too!
Thank you Perry.
Mason?
skids:
Just woke from a good sleep to find the thread lives on!
That is a low cut top indeed
I’ve just woken up from a good sleep and found that the Frosties have run out after half a bowl, thus I’m eating a Frostie/Bran Flake hybrid 
Muckaway:
skids:
Just woke from a good sleep to find the thread lives on!
That is a low cut top indeedI’ve just woken up from a good sleep and found that the Frosties have run out after half a bowl, thus I’m eating a Frostie/Bran Flake hybrid
An interesting concept, cereal fusion!
Its my birthday 
bigvern1:
Mason?
Kevin and…?
keebs26uk:
I see 2 sheep ■■■■■■■ in a field while I was on my break parked up in a layby, it was incredible I never knew animals did that too, I would of kept watching this amazing act as I munched into a Pot Noodle, but of course I forgot my noodle today
Does that mean you only have Pot? It might explain why the sheep are talking to you.
oldsid:
Its my birthday
Happy birthday, hope you enjoy it. I myself had one last year.
Coffeeholic:
switchlogic:
I see lots of you don’t think the same as me when you see the phrase ‘parked up at Leatherhead’. It’s like parked up at Perry Bar*, Stafford etc. Parked up in this context means forced to have a rest by our friends the V men.That was the way I read it from the moment I saw the OP. He was either parked up as you say or was in for an inspection. To me there is no other meaning to that phrase, which leaves me looking a bit stupid if he is having a 45 in the High Street.
*BTW, I got told off for that a few weeks ago. Apparently it’s Great Bar, although to me it ain’t that great so will always be Perry.
Tell who ever told you off, Bullocks its known as the Perry Barr Motorway Facility:
bigvern1:
Coffeeholic:
*BTW, I got told off for that a few weeks ago. Apparently it’s Great Bar, although to me it ain’t that great so will always be Perry.And rightly so! Arse like an elephant…And a memory like one too!
Apparently I have to tell you ■■■■■■■■. See below.
bluenose:
Tell who ever told you off, Bullocks
oldsid:
Its my birthday
It’s not mine.
albion1938:
oldsid:
Its my birthdayIt’s not mine.
Nor mine, although I expect to have one this year and certainly had one last year. Next year is still very much up in the air.
I hope this helps.
I wonder how many people have their birthday on the 29th of February.
mucker85:
I wonder how many people have their birthday on the 29th of February.
1 in 4?
My mother-in law did and apparently it wasn’t the done thing to only get her a card and present every fourth year. 
Coffeeholic:
mucker85:
I wonder how many people have their birthday on the 29th of February.1 in 4?
My mother-in law did and apparently it wasn’t the done thing to only get her a card and present every fourth year.
Wiki answers says divide the population by 365 and then that number by 4. So of the 6 billion (6,000,000,000) or so people in the world 4,109,589 should have their birthday on 29/2
It’s my birthday on the 9th of may. I share this birthday with billy Joel and Paul Heaton of the beautiful south. 2 ducks were having ■■■ on the canal this morning. My favourite meal is shepherds pie 