chuckle:
It’s my birthday on the 9th of may. I share this birthday with billy Joel and Paul Heaton of the beautiful south. 2 ducks were having ■■■ on the canal this morning*. My favourite meal is shepherds pie
Billy Joel wasn’t a member of The Beautiful South. 
I hope this helps.
*Shouldn’t one of them have been a Drake or is this another case of ■■■■■■■ girl action in the animal world?
chuckle:
It’s my birthday on the 9th of may. I share this birthday with billy Joel and Paul Heaton of the beautiful south. 2 ducks were having ■■■ on the canal this morning. My favourite meal is shepherds pie
my birthday is on april 1st, the same as chris evans and pip schofield.i havnt seen any animals having ■■■,but i did see next doors cat licking its ■■■■■■■■
my birthday the 3rd of september is shared with most mens idol… charlie sheen
and… i havent seen any animals having ■■■ but i did see a horses ■■■■ once and it was impressive. 
i keep tropical fish
commonrail:
i keep tropical fish
Guppies angel?
guppies no,angel yes
commonrail:
guppies no,angel yes
Thanks angel.
I share my birthday with Bonnie the Blue Peter dog and Isla Fisher from Home and Away.
the eagle has landed …the budgie has fleas…
the sunrise is beautiful in spring
A mate’s wife told him if he switched off the lamp, she’d take it up the bum…He thinks the argument is down to not letting the bulb cool down…
skids:
oldsid:
Its my birthdayHappy birthday, hope you enjoy it. I myself had one last year.
Thanks tomorrow is my unbirthday
My wife and I were sitting at a table at her school reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man
swigging his lager as he sat alone at a nearby table. I asked her, “Do you know him?”
“Yes”, she sighed, "He’s my old boyfriend.
I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasn’t been sober since.
" “My God!” I said, “Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?”
And then the fight started…
i own a rover 827 coupe
scania-ekd:
i own a rover 827 coupe
what a hero do the doors fit?
oldsid:
scania-ekd:
i own a rover 827 coupewhat a hero do the doors fit?
like a glove
scania-ekd:
oldsid:
scania-ekd:
i own a rover 827 coupewhat a hero do the doors fit?
like a glove
nice one 
scania-ekd:
oldsid:
scania-ekd:
i own a rover 827 coupewhat a hero do the doors fit?
like a glove
What, five different ways?
Coffeeholic:
bigvern1:
Coffeeholic:
*BTW, I got told off for that a few weeks ago. Apparently it’s Great Bar, although to me it ain’t that great so will always be Perry.And rightly so! Arse like an elephant…And a memory like one too!
Apparently I have to tell you ■■■■■■■■.
bluenose:
Tell who ever told you off, Bullocksits known as the Perry Barr Motorway Facility:
All I know is…I wouldn’t wanna walk between the two. Tell him I said ■■■■■■■■ back!
No…You can get all 5 fingers in the holes!
