Muckaway:
skids:
Where this thread goes, nobody knows!Well, my mrs has done gammon steak for dinner and she’s wearing quite a low top…
Yes,we did notice
“Did you like that?”
Muckaway:
“Did you like that?”
That’s two ways to lose an erection.
DieselDemon:
Muckaway:
skids:
Where this thread goes, nobody knows!Well, my mrs has done gammon steak for dinner and she’s wearing quite a low top…
Yes,we did notice 0 She doesn’t get any better looking does she?
PMSL @ picture name. 
Muckaway:
I’ve just dropped some Mullerlight yoghurt on my lap…
Strawberry before anyone asks.
Pervert.
I hope this helps.
altitude:
Muckaway:
skids:
Where this thread goes, nobody knows!Well, my mrs has done gammon steak for dinner and she’s wearing quite a low top…
Sorry but being a Smith’s driver gets you nowhere, we still need photos, looking forward to your co’operation on this matter.
A similarly low top as worn at Christmas 
Won’t someone please think of the children, you could have an eye out with one of those. 
Do we need to send flowers or is it donations to charity following your demise after she finds out you posted that on a trucker’s forum?
Typical kid. Toy = meh. Wrapping paper = hours of fun. 
Coffeeholic:
Won’t someone please think of the children, you could have an eye out with one of those.Do we need to send flowers or is it donations to charity following your demise after she finds out you posted that on a trucker’s forum?
Typical kid. Toy = meh. Wrapping paper = hours of fun.
She complains “they’re not as big as when I was pregnant!”
Thank F(zb) he prefferred bottled milk
Muckaway:
She complains “they’re not as big as when I was pregnant!”
You know what you gotta do. Good luck.
Muckaway:
altitude:
Muckaway:
skids:
Where this thread goes, nobody knows!Well, my mrs has done gammon steak for dinner and she’s wearing quite a low top…
Sorry but being a Smith’s driver gets you nowhere, we still need photos, looking forward to your co’operation on this matter.
A similarly low top as worn at Christmas
There both looking good …and little Callums growing
shuttlespanker:
BIGRIG:
Muckaway:
skids:
Where this thread goes, nobody knows!Well, my mrs has done gammon steak for dinner and she’s wearing quite a low top…
Pics please
you want pics of Muckaways gammon steak
you are one sick and twisted individual
I know im in the process of getting therapy but it takes time and money,so any pics of gammon are greatly appreciated 
BIGRIG:
shuttlespanker:
you want pics of Muckaways gammon steakyou are one sick and twisted individual
I know im in the process of getting therapy but it takes time and money,so any pics of gammon are greatly appreciated
This is from quite early in the gammon making process.
I hope that helps.
Coffeeholic:
BIGRIG:
shuttlespanker:
you want pics of Muckaways gammon steakyou are one sick and twisted individual
I know im in the process of getting therapy but it takes time and money,so any pics of gammon are greatly appreciated
This is from quite early in the gammon making process.
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I hope that helps.
You are so kind
I see lots of you don’t think the same as me when you see the phrase ‘parked up at Leatherhead’. It’s like parked up at Perry Bar, Stafford etc. Parked up in this context means forced to have a rest by our friends the V men.
switchlogic:
I see lots of you don’t think the same as me when you see the phrase ‘parked up at Leatherhead’. It’s like parked up at Perry Bar, Stafford etc. Parked up in this context means forced to have a rest by our friends the V men.
Better than being pulled by the HY MEN
Or having a tap on the shoulder from the G Men. Then your stuffed
switchlogic:
I see lots of you don’t think the same as me when you see the phrase ‘parked up at Leatherhead’. It’s like parked up at Perry Bar*, Stafford etc. Parked up in this context means forced to have a rest by our friends the V men.
That was the way I read it from the moment I saw the OP. He was either parked up as you say or was in for an inspection. To me there is no other meaning to that phrase, which leaves me looking a bit stupid if he is having a 45 in the High Street.
*BTW, I got told off for that a few weeks ago. Apparently it’s Great Bar, although to me it ain’t that great so will always be Perry.
I see 2 sheep ■■■■■■■ in a field while I was on my break parked up in a layby, it was incredible I never knew animals did that too, I would of kept watching this amazing act as I munched into a Pot Noodle, but of course I forgot my noodle today
Just woke from a good sleep to find the thread lives on!
That is a low cut top indeed 
keebs26uk:
I see 2 sheep ■■■■■■■ in a field while I was on my break parked up in a layby
Was one a ram or was it ■■■■■■■ girl action?