Stobbarts assessment written test

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Hi does anyone have a copy of the written test or any idea what it entails?
I have an assessment next week at the widnes tesco RDC. :smiley:

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optidrive:
Hi does anyone have a copy of the written test or any idea what it entails?
I have an assessment next week at the widnes tesco RDC. :smiley:

We could take a stab at it for you…

Q1: Do you have an equity card

:smiley:

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Q.2 Can you sign in blood your undying loyalty to Brand Stobart?

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Q3: Can you acquire a size 10 unused thong? if so forward to M. Dixon

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Q4: will you throw the keys out of the window if you ever got lost?

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Q5: Are you willing to be kind to a trannie in a Trannie?

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Q6 What would you do in a air consumption critical (ACC) situation ?

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If you get that far, you have passed, if you fail there are some good jobs out there for you which you will sail through :wink:

The first question will be. Can you write your name?

Passed. Please go and book your frontal lobotomy

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optidrive:
Hi does anyone have a copy of the written test or any idea what it entails?
I have an assessment next week at the widnes tesco RDC. :smiley:

stobarts tesco widnes? You want out of there ASAP! Get out of Appleton if you can! Easy questions about tacho rules and regs piece of p1$$ pal! :grimacing: Don’t volunteer for channel 5 :sunglasses:

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Q7 are you a knob end

Q8 do you like to dress up as a pixie

if you answer yes to the above you will pass without a problem

and will get your pink hi viz at the passing out parade

:blush: :blush: :blush:

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These tests usually insult your intelligence, ie

Peter has 10 sweets and gives paul 4 sweets how many sweets does peter have left.

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dew:
Q5: Are you willing to be kind to a trannie in a Trannie?

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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Q9. You have a big creamy mess round the back. Do you lick it out or save that for the TM?

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Can your face absorb a kicking from a size 9 Doc Marten?

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Ok I get the message thanks.

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I find it hard to believe Stobbies have an assessment test…

How can you sit a test when you have your tongue up the TM’s arse…? :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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q10 is it your ambition to become the most famous trucker in the uk

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optidrive:
Ok I get the message thanks.

I think we went too far lads… :laughing:

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Why?, I’ve just taken the test and they were the questions and i still bloody failed

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bigvern1:
Can your face absorb a kicking from a size 9 Doc Marten?

Why?