eagerbeaver:
Just Googled ’ Borg assimilation '.I ended up with a direct link to Stobart’s 2 day induction.
But it turns out some are not worth assimilating! 
■■■■■■■ Nora. Here comes the limper tag team. Rob? Rob? Come on old boy, your disciples are revolting [emoji6]
Lol. No limping for me H/S!! Although it was a step up from Stobartski’s.
You probably have it better on the flatbed or Biomass side mate, but the rest of it is crap. Your mate Phil1979 I think is out of Widnes from memory, so he has his own problems.
But the general side is gash mate.
Yeah I know I think I told you at the time is a different kettle of fish. I’ve done plenty of work on the general side over the years but I had no problems.
Well apart from one young Appleton planner who upset me early one Saturday morning. I didn’t realise how fast a young chap could drop a phone and run out of an office when an irate bloke starts growling and running towards them with a raised fist.
eagerbeaver:
Lol. No limping for me H/S!! Although it was a step up from Stobartski’s.You probably have it better on the flatbed or Biomass side mate, but the rest of it is crap. Your mate Phil1979 I think is out of Widnes from memory, so he has his own problems.
But the general side is gash mate.
Ps. I have no mates x
Most of those gobby little pricks at Appleton have gone mate.
They have a new batch of pricks with pointy shoes and sharp haircuts.
happysack:
Ps. I have no mates x
Any arguments?
The office staff love their pointy shoes. I tried a pair on but looked like a leningrad cowboy.
Evil8Beezle:
happysack:
Ps. I have no mates xAny arguments?
Very much doubt it van man
Brutal blow that H/S!! Wake up Beezle, wake up…
Sorry, watching the footie on record…
So who drives a van?
Has HS got his fallacies wrong? 
I think it’s fine to berate those of a lower class!
Ps this is only a light heated joke before the van drivers get all defensive.
I’m class 1 mate, have been for ages…
I know petal. I was pulling your leg ■■
Good, I’m fragile about it! 
The limping I can handle, the class insult I can’t…
Although I am a tart and will drive whatever pays, just as long as it’s south of the border.
How about you?
I’m very fussy. Prefer to stay on the correct side of the divide. Won’t drive small vehicles. Unfortunately walk with a limp most of the time though!
You’re lucky to be so well endowed, I have to put stones in my shoe!
I don’t need stones. Had 2 slipped discs for 6 months.
Actually sorry to hear that pal, you have my sympathies… 
If I was a nasty, cruel and heartless guy, I’d make a joke about it…
And so not to disappoint, is that why you’re North of the border looking for an internal back support?
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