Stobart Trucks & Trailers mega thread

andy187:
No one watch it last night? :smiley: :stuck_out_tongue:

I did,and i think the Irish man made a right tool out of himself,from making such a big deal out of getting lost(if lost at all)any regular irish tramper with 26 years experience will know how to get to Dunboyne without a major hassle, you would have tought he was in the centre of London for the 1st time to hear him,also he had a good few hours to get there,loaded and back to boat,and he made it out to be pushed for time,ffs,he had a 45 minute straight forward journey,even on a bad day its handy enough,also him in the cabin on boat getting into bed,oh dont start me,lol, the rest of it wasnt too bad,the Harry Hill lookaloke should have went to or been sent to the correct delivery 1st,maybe not his fault but he had to remove one delivery to get at another,also does William Stobart or someone who might care not proof read this stuff before its aired,i always watch it anyhow,maybe so cheesy and acted as we know the right way of things and take it for granted,also they are trying to make a TV show out of people going to work,but at least our company got a good bit of free advertising from the filming in Liverpool docks,i seen a good few Maxwell Freight Services trailers making an appearance!

Thank christ the irishman was wearing his shirt…lol

jessicas dad:

mucker85:

rob22888:

damoq:
Surely you don’t mean Lisa. She gets uglier every time i see her!!! :laughing: Now Maya, thats different!!! Mmmm :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Yea, Maya is in a different league… youtube.com/watch?v=rj9uOyb5JZ8 :open_mouth: :open_mouth:

mmm , yummy.

Now that is one lorry driver I would like to get friskey with. :grimacing:

hell yeah

gogzy:
Thank christ the irishman was wearing his shirt…lol

He needs some fake tan on them sticks

Think they are overdoing the “try and make it dramatic” thing, all these years I’ve thought I was on a ferry, turns out it’s a “Beast of the sea” :unamused: , even the Mrs said it makes drivers look like muppets.
And was that his Stobart shirt he wore to bed, or official Stobart issue jammies :laughing:

Didn’t know the trailers were known as ‘Stobart Stallions’ either… :smiley:

i watched it today and to be honest if thats the calibre of the drivers employed now i think the firms doomed,cant parallel park,cant manage to get through a set of gates without having to get out and look,cant find anywhere,cant manage to take the correct exit ,crap loading,drivers with no jacobs leads,its mind boggling,the driver trainer[wasnt he tarting up trucks to sell on the other episode] cant manage to come off at the right exit,the one the other week was driving the wrong way down a one way street.
its pathetic to be honest,i dont find it funny,i find it sad,the job is so simple,these idiots should have some pride in themselfes,what did that bald idiot think he was doing prancing around in the back off that tri :blush: :blush: :unamused: :unamused: :imp: :imp:

ady1:

Wheel Nut:

Herongate:

Wheel Nut:
Cringeworthy Urban National Transport Services

Fiona gets a brand new trailer with no useful information and worse than that no Anderson Lead so when another driver gives her one, it is too zb short and she complains! :wink:

Even after following the risk assessment sheet, numbnuts the goods in bod tells her to reverse in, then tells her to drive out and drive back in. she caused havoc on a filling station forecourt, but none of it was her fault.

She split-coupled that Urban trailer… I thought every company had banned that practice these days■■?

She normally drives a proper fridge and she didn’t have any grease on her Hiviz

why should she have grease on here high viz,i dont,its once in a blue moon you change tris,turn up for work its all connected up,loaded,99.9% of the time if your loading its live loaded

What does “live loaded” mean?

jessicas dad:

mucker85:

rob22888:

damoq:
Surely you don’t mean Lisa. She gets uglier every time i see her!!! :laughing: Now Maya, thats different!!! Mmmm :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Yea, Maya is in a different league… youtube.com/watch?v=rj9uOyb5JZ8 :open_mouth: :open_mouth:

mmm , yummy.

Now that is one lorry driver I would like to get friskey with. :grimacing:

Is that a DILF or a TILF?

Wheel Nut:

jessicas dad:

mucker85:

rob22888:

damoq:
Surely you don’t mean Lisa. She gets uglier every time i see her!!! :laughing: Now Maya, thats different!!! Mmmm :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Yea, Maya is in a different league… youtube.com/watch?v=rj9uOyb5JZ8 :open_mouth: :open_mouth:

mmm , yummy.

Now that is one lorry driver I would like to get friskey with. :grimacing:

Is that a DILF or a TILF?

That depends on what the D or T stand for ?

drivers ; dont you know this is the best comedy on the box at the moment . Seeing all the ■■■■ ups they do :blush: trouble is they all think their doing a good job !! I like the comentary so sickly. ugh

Dont you think FIONA should have asked about how to use anew trailer with tail lift (wheelnut) a proper driver would . If in doult ASK!!! . I wonder if she got bollocked when she returned to base ■■

Fiona can drive my rig any day I wouldn’t moan :wink: creamy mess messin the back :slight_smile:

It’s all staged for the tv
Like send a driver from newick to Widnes to do 1 shift that really makes great business
And did you notice that all the late drops are to a Tesco store
I for 1 wouldn’t say no to a ride with Fiona

They where ripping the absolute pish out of this programme on radio 1 today, had to pull over i was in tears of laughter :laughing:

merc0447:
They where ripping the absolute pish out of this programme on radio 1 today, had to pull over i was in tears of laughter :laughing:

Which show was that on and what time? I usually listen to Radio1 but I’m off today.

It was Scott Mills this morning. Between half 8 and 9 i think.

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Thanks. :slight_smile:

Will have a listen :laughing:

it was funny as hell :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: