S’pose you could try adapting this to the towing hitch bumperdumper.com
Tommy you may want to edit you post to fix the quotes either removing the
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Just goes to show the Class system is alive and well in the world of tramping. We have dirty peasant type basts, and those that try and maintain some kind of civilization while away all week
Nightline mate, if your bowels are so that you can not hold off, surely the back of your trailer in a bag would be a better option ffs. Or plan your night out venues a bit better, I know you are still new but lay bys are not the first and only option, especially for a guy with your condition. 
Javiatrix:
Dipper_Dave,Permission to save that body of text? You owe me a new keyboard
Course as soon as I type it I no longer own it.
Just a rough draft of an upcoming chapter in my dodgy ebook.
More stuff to come including in cab masterbation techniques, the time I got my mother in law ■■■■■■ at crimbo, winding RDC staff up by pretending its your first day and driving into the bay and then handing keys in, how to drill a glory hole in ones own toilet… plus loads more.
I’d pay for that.
Your gift of literary composition reminds me of this little diamond I stumbled upon back in the early days of the internet…
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Enjoy 
Dipper dave - you just made my weekend . i haven’t laughed so hard for so long in a very long time .
Brilliant stuff Dipper Dave, just read the pony post out to my Mrs who after laughing her head off reckons everyone on here especially you is bonkers, she might have a point.
One small nugget 
for night outing, i used to keep a 2 or 3 gallon (none of that foreign measures carp ta) strong heavy plastic water bottle with tap for washing purposes, placing said bottle in front of the night heater outlet during the night will give you a bowl full of lovely warm water for a wash and brush up when you wake up, more chance of giving the tackle a wash (after face and hands) than in a showerless services where they might not approve of flopping the old trouser snake in the sink for a scrub up.
**thought i’d better put that serving suggestion in for people who think it normal to lay a Richard-the-3rd out on the bunk… 