Sorry to resurrect, but a friend just reminded me of a story that Les used to tell, and I thought I’d post it here, as it may amuse some. I’ll do it in Les’s voice, as far as I can:
'We were on our way to Malta, to deliver some Hurricanes, and stopped over at Gibraltar. The Sunday before we got there, there was a Church Service for the crew on board. Because they had been flying through the night on ops, I told my TAGs (Les was a CPO in charge of the TAGs on board) that they didn’t need to attend. This upset somebody higher up, and when we got to Gib I found myself in charge of the guard every night.
One night the MPs brought in a soldier, worse for wear, who had started a fight. I talked to him to find out what the problem was, and it turned out that he had wanted to join the Navy, but had been put into the Army, and was rebelling against it. With some sympathy, I calmed him down a bit, and asked him if he would behave if I let him join the Navy whilst our ship was in Port. He was drunk enough to agree, so I got a spare hat which had been handed in as lost, put it on his head, and made up a pledge which I got him to repeat, then pronounced him in the Navy, and sent him home to bed.
A day later we headed off to Malta, and delivered the Hurricanes.
On the way back we received a signal. ordering us to return to Gib, so that CPO Les Sayer could attend a Court Martial. More than a little worried, I attended, and was asked ‘Do you know this man?’ I said I didn’t, and was asked if I remembered pledging him into the Navy. It turns out that when he left the guardroom, and was staggering his way across to the barracks, he passed a senior officer, who he ignored. When the officer shouted at him ‘You horrible little man, don’t you salute a senior officer?’ our hero replied ‘You’re in the Army, I’m in the Navy now, ■■■■ off!’
Fortunately the CM saw the funny side for me, and I got away with it!’
Had me in stitches when he told me, in that natural storytelling way that he had.
Another one, which raised a lump, was after the war. Les had joined an airline as a radio op, and was in a bar with the rest of the flight crew in Germany, and had told them about the Bismarck, when a German guy excused himself and asked Les to wait there for a few minutes. Fearing the worst when the guy came back, he said he had tears in his eyes when the guy explained that his father had died on the Bismarck, and he wanted Les to have his father’s watch, as a keepsake and a reminder why we must never go to war again. They both parted as friends, and indeed kept in contact for many years. Les always said that he liked and respected the Germans immensely.
Sorry if this has rambled on a bit, but hope you’ve found it interesting.
Gary