Songs You Cannot Drive To

Instead of trucking anthems, what songs make you want to rip the radio out, squash a cyclist or not let someone out at a junction?
For me (in no order) it’s
That Sarah Bareilles song about being “brave” (used in crap phone adverts)
That sickening John Legend song where he sings “all of you” in a way like he’s being raped by a rhino.
“Happy” by Pharell Williams. Makes me anything but bloody happy when I hear it. :imp:

I can’t stand anything sung by the Sing Something Simple Singers. We used to subjected to that Tuneless Diarrhoea by my parents, on the way home from my Nans on a Sunday evening back in the 60’s. I can’t switch it off quick enough, Grrrr.

Ha ! Us real lorry drivers never had wireless’s, blue teeth, hotter uppers, windows. :wink:

Anything on a radio station with adverts on it. Can’t stand adverts. I rarely watch live TV (other than the news) for the same reason.

Anything played on Radio 2 between 05.00 and 06.30 Mon-Fri :smiling_imp:

SWEDISH BLUE:
Anything played on Radio 2 between 05.00 and 06.30 Mon-Fri :smiling_imp:

Radio 2 between miday and 2pm if that lump of lard is standing in for Jeremy Vine! :imp:

Come on Eileen or any pop song with fiddles.
Theme to the Magic Roundabout.
Anything by Rolf Harris.

Winseer:
Anything on a radio station with adverts on it. Can’t stand adverts. I rarely watch live TV (other than the news) for the same reason.

+1
Or Jeremy Vine. I like Ken the Bruce, but as soon as I hear JV I switch straight off. Can’t stand listening to someone’s cog clicking. It’s like he’s analyzing everything he wants to say before, and while he says it, in case of mistakes, upsetting someone or causing a legal problem. Ends up sounding scared, confused and annoyingly unsure of himself.

James Blunt. Nice enough chap, great charity work, awesome sense of humour. Just sings crap songs

90% of what radio 1 play
85% of what radio 2 play
100% of what everyone else plays.

Radio gets switched off and i listen to my iPod most days.

Like Nathan I despise that “Happy” song and turn the radio off when it’s on. I also hate that one by Mars “pump up the volume” as I consider that record to be the cause of the death of music.

Dead or Alive (dead, preferably) - “you spin me right round”. WTF is that all about. That balloon-lipped freak makes me cringe. On the subject of spinning round, come the revolution, pretty boy… :smiling_imp:

Oh and Lily ■■■■■■ Allen

Theres only one song that i cannot stand, it makes me turn off the radio whenever i hear it…Bill Withers and Lovely Day Grrrr

Any female that comes from the “why sing one note, when you can sing half a dozen” school of music. Mariah Carey, Whitney Houston, anybody from BGT/popidle/the voice and any boy/girl bands

That Poxy Muppet Song, on a Friday Drive Time. !!!

Yes, I agree. I’ve been a fan of Simon Mayo for years, but I don’t know what he’s thinking with that one.

Anything in the top 40 on radio 1 broke my radio in my last car because of it

martinviking:
That Poxy Muppet Song, on a Friday Drive Time. !!!

I used to have just started work when that came on - not everyone works 9-5 you know !!! :imp:

Anything by the Bangles. Don’t know why but drives me mad. Steve Wright was funny back in the day. Now it’s boorish.