So many questions, so little time

Why do vehicles break down just a few yards past a layby?

Why is it that coppers bother to direct traffic past an obstruction when the traffic flowed better before they arrived?

Why do some drivers’ mates think they have a right to adjust my radio, switch the heater on etc without asking?

Why do tractor drivers pull out infront of the only vehicle on the road?

chester:
Why do you turn down the radio to see better when on the final approach to a new drop.

Made me chuckle, I do that EVERY SINGLE TIME! God knows why.

Why dont lay by buttie vans display their food hygiene ratings :laughing:

Hi First Post.
Why do folks roll up to a empty roundabout and stop and look for a vehicle to arrive.
Why some cars turning left almost come to a stop before leaving the main road.
Why do folks overtake me whilst im waiting on a Red Light at a Roadwerks.
How do Car Transporters know which key fits each car ?
Same again on thousands of un registered stickied up cars at Grimsby docks.

martinviking:

toby1234abc:
Why do coach drivers wear waistcoats ?

Because they think that they look cool & can pull Widowed Granny’s (on Tinsel & Turkey Tours) easier !

Perhaps they are ex snooker players :bulb:
On the subject of dress code . . is it compulsory for bulk tipper drivers to wear rigger boots ?

Why on a site is it against the rule to wear shorts?

why do I bother going to work when I could be a doley and be just as well off and have loads of time to sit in the bookies or pub all afternoon. then wander home for my supper and get comfortable for the night in front of my 52 inch telly with my ten kids ■■

Why? Stobarts■■?

Why do shunters at my place direct me to ‘…put the whole combination on bay such-and-such…’?

What other types of ‘combination’ are there? :open_mouth:

Why do people waiting for me to finish unloading, do up straps etc, think standing there with their arms folded makes me go faster?

When unloading and on a bay etc, why does the person waiting behind to load/unload say “I’ll wait for you”? They’ve got no choice…

Why do some drivers run their engines to make you go faster when about to leave after being tipped.?
Why take tacho breaks at unloading points and refuse to move then blocking the yard off for everybody else.?
They say “I am on break,can’t move.”
Who was the first trucker to pay for Msa parking and thought what a great idea ?

Why do truckers not mind being fed kiddies food like fish fingers and baked beans.?After a 15 hour shift is that enough good food ?
Why wear a Hiviz in a cafe?

WHY, Do we even bother ■■?

chester:
Why do you turn down the radio to see better when on the final approach to a new drop.

glad I’m not the only one then

tonyj105:

chester:
Why do you turn down the radio to see better when on the final approach to a new drop.

glad I’m not the only one then

Easy answer - a human sense is heightened when another is reduced or shut off

ROG:

tonyj105:

chester:
Why do you turn down the radio to see better when on the final approach to a new drop.

glad I’m not the only one then

Easy answer - a human sense is heightened when another is reduced or shut off

this must be why it’s a waste of time flashing someone in when he’s on his mobile, he’s in autopilot and finally realises he is still in the middle lane half a mile in front of me.

You’re in a queue of traffic passing a left hand residential street, with a car trying to get out, and indicating right. You leave a gap so he can pull across the front of you, and bugger me - he turns left in jumps in front of you in the queue you’re in. Grrr.

Winseer:
You’re in a queue of traffic passing a left hand residential street, with a car trying to get out, and indicating right. You leave a gap so he can pull across the front of you, and bugger me - he turns left in jumps in front of you in the queue you’re in. Grrr.

Sneaky! :laughing:

I’ll have to remember that one… :wink:

Do Heart FM presenters actually believe they play great music?

Why do the ■■■■■■ that drive Chelsea tractors out in the sticks need a six foot gap between their stupid car (with only themselves in it) and the left hand kerb/verge, whilst being about 2 feet over the white line, imagine that in our plethora of dash mounted buttons that we have one that can narrow down a HGV to fit into the 4 feet that they have left us between them and the low hanging trees on our nearside?

Why is it I say (or shout) about 15 times a day…

Typical Effin Audi (or BMW) driver■■?