Why do cars never emerge from slip roads one at a time? Why always in groups of 8 or 9?
Why do cars feel it’s unnecessary to indicate when pulling out a foot in front of you from said slip road but then proceed to indicate to pull out into an empty lane two with no approaching traffic whatsoever?
Why is it that when you reach the roundabout that’s had no traffic at all on it for the last 800 yards that you’ve been watching it suddenly fills with traffic the moment you arrive at it?
Why do lorry drivers find it so difficult to give a small wave of acknowledgement as you pass them after you have forced yourself out into lane two in order for said lorry driver to emerge from a layby/sliproad?
Any more?
Why is it that when you miss your turning on a quiet country road the minute you find a suitable place to turn around, do at least 10 cars suddenly appear from nowhere?
the maoster:
Why is it that when you reach the roundabout that’s had no traffic at all on it for the last 800 yards that you’ve been watching it suddenly fills with traffic the moment you arrive at it?
Similarly, when needing to do a reverse off a seemingly quiet road to a drop, the moment you start/think about starting your manoeuvre it becomes Piccadilly Circus.
Certainly Rog, it’s a Newcastle upon Tyne based firm known as Haddaway and Sheeyite!

why do car drivers drive at 90MPH on the motorway then when arriving at a fixed speed camera set at 50MPH slow down to 29 miles per hour, is it in case the tricky speed camera has decided to catch them out and change randomly ■■?
Why is it that when a car pulls in front of you in your stopping distance on an approach to a roundabout do they nearly get killed by pulling out onto the roundabout in a panic when you flash your lights and toot your horn and generally make it look like you will not be able to stop in time behind them.
The most vunerable road users are best for this game 
If you’re running late,every light is red,if you’re trying to kill time,every light is green 
And if a light is red…as soon as you mooch in your bag or look at your notes,it changes to green and some t**t starts sounding their horn 
Baggie:
And if a light is red…as soon as you mooch in your bag or look at your notes,it changes to green and some t**t starts sounding their horn 
+1… I’ve lost count at the amount of times i’ve looked forward to a red light so I can pour a brew out me flask or see whats in me snap bag.
Why do lorry drivers when approaching a filter lane on the motorway feel the need to move into the middle lane 2 miles before the markings even start.
Why do pretty ladies in short skirts zip past and the big biffas in jeans crawl past, what goes on inside the head of a caravaner.
Why, when in the roadworks, minding your own business doing the speed limit (50) with a nice clear road ahead, some Knob will always speed past you, then pull in front & slow down to 45 ■■?
Why tell me to go onto Bay 28, then when you get round there, they’re loading Cheps with the worlds slowest fork truck driver & they tell me ‘5 minutes Drive’ but take 40 ■■?
Asda, Tesco, Morrisons, Amazon ! Just WHY ?
Why are most Londoners ‘A’ holes ?
Why do they put bushes in the middle of roundabouts so you can’t see round it?
Lost count of the number of times i’ve pulled out, only for a BMW to then come flying round from the other side and give me a load of abuse.
Why do car passengerss clutch on to an atlas or map and they have a sat nav or i call them Nan Navs.
They also have a printout off the Tinterweb for route planning from the AA or RAC.
Why do folks not use road crossings,and prefer not walk 10 metres to cross in a safe place and dart in and out of traffic.?
Why do tourists allow their ankle biters and sprogs to run around in the lorry parking at Msa’s ?
Why do car drivers think it is safe to drive with both wing mirrors folded in ?
Try telling that to a motorcylist when he is hospital.
Coach passengers that block the entrance to the Msa and have a chin wag and moan about the rip off prices there.
Cyclists with no helmets.
Formulae 1 racing drivers in narrow country lanes.
Why do traffic signals, green on approach, change to red just as you sort out keeping going only to hold you there whilst absolutely no other human being presents themselves?. 2 quiet minutes pass and you get the green again…what a waste of time and fuel!
the maoster:
'…So many questions, so little time…
Why do so many treat mini-roundabouts as junctions - with those ‘proceeding’ onto them often getting apoplectic when their warp-speed approach is not utterly respected whilst those joining at say, ninety degrees wait for it to be clear at least half a mile upstream 
Where’s plod 
WTF cares! 
Why do I perform a silly halfwalk/halfrun/skip thing to cross the road when a vehicle stops for me on a zebra crossing.
Why do I drive round all day with the rear cab working spotlight on…
Dipper_Dave:
Why do I perform a silly halfwalk/halfrun/skip thing to cross the road when a vehicle stops for me on a zebra crossing.
That made me snort the hay fever right out of my nose! I actually do the same as well now I think about it.
