Adam_Mc:
I’m sure if you went and read through all my posts, the hidden message behind most of them is telling people not to moan about things…
You should not be so sure of yourself as that could not be further from the truth. All your posts are
complaining about something. Every single post from you on this site is either a moan or you up on your high horse berating someone for speeding/smoking/going 2 seconds over a 4.5/some other misdemeanour.
Adam_Mc:
streaky:
Hang on a minute, we’ve been unindated with a man talking about ‘polishing his knob’! I’m wiping everything down tonight just in case!
Not gonna work mate…dried ■■■ flakes remember?..just like the odour of ■■■■, its in the fabric and everything! But beware of the pedals, don’t want you “rear-ending”, as it were, another vehicle because your foot slipped off the brake pedal
Yuck! gag, gag! LOL.
Might buy my own truck now! Can’t be that difficult can it? 
So while smoking is still a legal pastime, and is still legal in a truck (Harry Monk has a letter to prove it)
How would the police view your habit of splashing manfat on the cab roof at 56 mph?
Pubs and Restaurants are going out of business every week through this selfish smoking ban, even those with smoke rooms and Gentlemen’s lounges were forced to admit non smokers and women. Further demise of the traditional pub.
stick them all back in a pub in the 70s/80s and see how far they get complaining about some smoke then.
Well we just would’ve walked out of the pub wouldn’t we?
But you didn’t, you all joined together to promote this healthy living lifestyle and prevent the rest of us from killing ourselves inside the pubs, yet now you enter a pub and have to walk through a pile of ■■■ ends and a foggy cloud of used cigarette smoke 
Funniest (mass) debate i’ve seen on here for a long time fella’s! MANFAT!!!
streaky:
Adam_Mc:
streaky:
Hang on a minute, we’ve been unindated with a man talking about ‘polishing his knob’! I’m wiping everything down tonight just in case!Not gonna work mate…dried ■■■ flakes remember?..just like the odour of ■■■■, its in the fabric and everything! But beware of the pedals, don’t want you “rear-ending”, as it were, another vehicle because your foot slipped off the brake pedal
Yuck! gag, gag! LOL.
Might buy my own truck now! Can’t be that difficult can it?
Again no good…if you buy your own truck you will have to do the sort of work that involves nights out…and believe me, when you’re lonely, unless you’re prepared to “rear end” another trucker, you’ll be “polishing your knob off” too.
But…when you say polish your knob off, I presume you mean afterwards, to clean it up after the ■■■■■■■■■ and to show it off at truckfest or something? Similar to polishing wheels and what not 
Adam_Mc:
streaky:
Adam_Mc:
streaky:
Hang on a minute, we’ve been unindated with a man talking about ‘polishing his knob’! I’m wiping everything down tonight just in case!Not gonna work mate…dried ■■■ flakes remember?..just like the odour of ■■■■, its in the fabric and everything! But beware of the pedals, don’t want you “rear-ending”, as it were, another vehicle because your foot slipped off the brake pedal
Yuck! gag, gag! LOL.
Might buy my own truck now! Can’t be that difficult can it?Again no good…if you buy your own truck you will have to do the sort of work that involves nights out…and believe me, when you’re lonely, unless you’re prepared to “rear end” another trucker, you’ll be “polishing your knob off” too.
But…when you say polish your knob off, I presume you mean afterwards, to clean it up after the ■■■■■■■■■ and to show it off at truckfest or something? Similar to polishing wheels and what not
OOoooohh matron!
Adam_Mc:
Lets face it, whilst I don’t agree with these next remarks, once upon a time it was considered noble to beat women up, have ■■■ with 9 year old girls and hang black people because they were dirty smelly [zb].
Err… 
WTF!!!
I’ve attributed the quote to the correct person. dd. 
Rob K:
Adam_Mc:
I’m sure if you went and read through all my posts, the hidden message behind most of them is telling people not to moan about things…You should not be so sure of yourself as that could not be further from the truth. All your posts are
complaining about something. Every single post from you on this site is either a moan or you up on your high horse berating someone for speeding/smoking/going 2 seconds over a 4.5/some other misdemeanour.
Yeah of course Rob, because I’ve been moaning about playing with myself to Streaky haven’t I 
Do you suffer from Selective Dislexia or something?
Wheel Nut:
So while smoking is still a legal pastime, and is still legal in a truck (Harry Monk has a letter to prove it)How would the police view your habit of splashing manfat on the cab roof at 56 mph?
Pubs and Restaurants are going out of business every week through this selfish smoking ban, even those with smoke rooms and Gentlemen’s lounges were forced to admit non smokers and women. Further demise of the traditional pub.
stick them all back in a pub in the 70s/80s and see how far they get complaining about some smoke then.
Well we just would’ve walked out of the pub wouldn’t we?
But you didn’t, you all joined together to promote this healthy living lifestyle and prevent the rest of us from killing ourselves inside the pubs, yet now you enter a pub and have to walk through a pile of ■■■ ends and a foggy cloud of used cigarette smoke
No, harry monk has a letter to prove it’s ok to smoke in a truck if you’re the sole user of that truck…which I have no problem with. But it is illegal to smoke in a commercial vehicle if someone else will use it.
And I didn’t join anything…when this smoking ban came in I was too young to drink in pubs and so on.
MrHappy:
Adam_Mc:
Lets face it, whilst I don’t agree with these next remarks, once upon a time it was considered noble to beat women up, have ■■■ with 9 year old girls and hang black people because they were dirty smelly [zb].Err…
Hey, hey I didn’t write that! i wouldn’t exactly put smoking in a vehicle and having ■■■ with a 9 year old girl in the same category would you?
I’ve fixed it!! .dd
streaky:
MrHappy:
Adam_Mc:
Lets face it, whilst I don’t agree with these next remarks, once upon a time it was considered noble to beat women up, have ■■■ with 9 year old girls and hang black people because they were dirty smelly [zb].Err…
Hey, hey I didn’t write that! i wouldn’t exactly put smoking in a vehicle and having ■■■ with a 9 year old girl in the same category would you?
Neither would I…but my point is valid though. Back in the day it was a case of “If she’s a bleedin’, she’s a breedin’”.
And for those of you who have a sick sense of humour…an old man once told me that phrase, which he immediately followed up with “they all bleed if you cut 'em”
Adam_Mc:
How would the police view your habit of splashing manfat on the cab roof at 56 mph?
I take my hat off to any man who can splash the roof with population paste at 56mph. And of course I always wear a hat in case any “Dried ■■■ flakes” are lurking up there.
MrHappy:
Adam_Mc:
How would the police view your habit of splashing manfat on the cab roof at 56 mph?I take my hat off to any man who can splash the roof with population paste at 56mph. And of course I always wear a hat in case any “Dried ■■■ flakes” are lurking up there.
I hope that’s a hard hat you’re wearing…gotta have that PPE I completely forgot about that comment by Wheel Nut, to which my response is…they would take a very dim view if I did it at 56! But Sainsbury’s trucks are limited to 52mph, and I’d save special lone time for when I’m on my break…there’s nothing else to do with 45 minutes at 0400!
Sorry! 
My humble apologies Streaky, I don’t know how I did that, I can only offer the excuse that I can hardly see for laughing here, plus the fact i’ve got a ■■■ in one hand and i’m spanking the monkey with the other , and no I wouldn’t exactly put them in the same class, I think perhaps he’s trying to tell us all something 
MrHappy:
My humble apologies Streaky, I don’t know how I did that, I can only offer the excuse that I can hardly see for laughing here, plus the fact i’ve got a ■■■ in one hand and i’m spanking the monkey with the other
LMAO!
MrHappy:
My humble apologies Streaky, I don’t know how I did that, I can only offer the excuse that I can hardly see for laughing here, plus the fact i’ve got a ■■■ in one hand and i’m spanking the monkey with the other
See…you’re into physical abuse of exotic animals…you sick ■■■■! lol
I’m not saying they’re in the same league, but lets not kid ourselves, these things did happen and were more than acceptable back in the day…but now we’d all consider them to be downright wrong and disgusting. As I said, no league, just examples.
Adam_Mc:
And I didn’t join anything…when this smoking ban came in I was too young to drink in pubs and so on.
The smoking ban only came into effect on July 1st 2007 in England
Wheel Nut:
Adam_Mc:
And I didn’t join anything…when this smoking ban came in I was too young to drink in pubs and so on.The smoking ban only came into effect on July 1st 2007 in England
Ok, I was 20 then. Seems like it’s been in force longer than that :S
Anywhoo…I’m off to bed now people, as much as I’d like to debate further, it’ll have to wait until tomorrow.
At this time, instead of saying night night, I say “day day”.
As much fun as this has been, i’m out of here. Adam Mc is starting to frighten me a bit now. Good luck Streaky, you’re on your own 