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I always wanted To have someone to hold,
Someone to love. After meeting you …
(inside card) I changed my mind. -
I must admit, You brought religion into my life …
(inside card) I never believed in Hell Until I met you. -
As the days go by, I think how lucky I am …
(inside card) That you’re not here To ruin it for me. -
Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go …
(inside card) Take the knife from my back? You’ll probably need it again. -
Someday I hope to marry …
(inside card) Someone other than you. -
Happy birthday! You look great for your age …
(inside card) Almost lifelike! -
When we were together, You said you’d die for me…
(inside card) Now we’ve broken up, I think it’s time To keep your promise. -
We’ve been friends for a very long time …
(inside card) What do you say we stop? -
I’m so miserable without you …
(inside card) It’s almost like you’re still here. -
Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.
Did you ever find out who the father was? -
You are such a good friend If we were on a sinking ship
And there was only one life jacket …
(inside card) I’d miss you terribly And think of you often. -
Your friends and I wanted to do something really special
for your birthday. . .
(inside card) So we’re having you put to sleep. -
Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
(Available only in Alabama, Kentucky, Mississippi, and West Virginia). -
Looking back o’er the years We’ve been together,
I can’t help but wonder …
(inside card) What was I thinking? -
Congratulations on your wedding day!. . .
(inside card) Too bad no one likes your husband. -
How could two people as beautiful as you .
(inside card) Have such an ugly baby?
Very Good JDB 
Nice!