I’ve always said Kiwis are vowel challenged.
I was on the phone to one of them the other day but then she said she was South African. Strange though the similarities.
Yes, a familiar theme with Kiwis and Seth Efricans.
Three old ladies sat on a park bench when a flasher jumped from behind the bushes causing two of them to have a stroke the other one couldn’t reach.
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English man Irish man Welsh man all walk into a bar.
Bar man says this some kind of joke
You’d have thought one of them would’ve seen it!
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You certainly like to live on the edge, Grumpy. 
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A Jewish man and a Chinese man walk into a bar. A couple drinks in, they start arguing, and the Jewish man says “You know, I never really liked your kind.” The Chinese man asks him why. The Jew replies “Because you bombed Pearl Harbor.” The Chinese man scoffs. “That was the Japanese!” “Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese–it’s all the same to me,” says the Jew.
“Well, I don’t like your kind either” counters the Chinese man. “What, why?” aks the Jew. “Because you sunk the Titantic!” The Jewish man rolls his eyes. “That was an iceberg!” “Oh Iceberg, Goldberg, Rosenberg–it’s all the same to me!”
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This gave me a giggle 
Greta Dumberg and her armada.
That’s a burnout.
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