The-Snowman:
The perfect woman will be three things -
A chef in the kitchen
A ■■■■■ in the bedroom
and not too long in the bathroom
+1
If you put the toilet seat down now and again, maybe the wives would remember they were still married 
Goldilox:
If you put the toilet seat down now and again, maybe the wives would remember they were still married
What, to a lesbian? 
How about you lot learning to not give a crap and stop bending our ear about bollox?
Evil8Beezle:
Goldilox:
If you put the toilet seat down now and again, maybe the wives would remember they were still marriedWhat, to a lesbian?
How about you lot learning to not give a crap and stop bending our ear about bollox?
WTF are you talking about…lesbians, crap, bollox■■? I never even mentioned scrotumscratcher either!
Doctor, heal thyself (put in latin)
Now take a pill and chill 
Goldilox:
Evil8Beezle:
Goldilox:
If you put the toilet seat down now and again, maybe the wives would remember they were still marriedWhat, to a lesbian?
How about you lot learning to not give a crap and stop bending our ear about bollox?WTF are you talking about…lesbians, crap, bollox■■? I never even mentioned scrotumscratcher either!
Doctor, heal thyself (put in latin)
Now take a pill and chill
I am chilled, I’m just playing along with the stereotype! 
A lesbian wouldn’t lift the seat! And why does it matter so much that the toilet seat is up, can’t you lot put it down when needed, as that’s what us men do when it’s down… Well, unless I can’t be arsed, and then I’ll just sit and ensure I can’t miss. But that’s even been wrong in the past, as apprently it’s not manly to sit and pee. God you women do my head in!!! 
robroy:
Contraflow:
The-Snowman:
Well im married now so getting sucked off is a distant memory.I’ve been married 3 years now and my wife still does arse to mouth.
Arse to mouth, …is that some kind of alternative first aid resuscitation technique.
have you smelled her breath recently??