PaulNowak:
if he spontaneously combusted, I would relieve myself in a bush (or up a tyre)
Proper truck driver style:grin:
FFS Dozy, get another job!
happysack:
Iāve never heard of that. I was of for a week sick and and just came back to work as normal. I think dozy is a fantasist.
That was called your holiday 
Or is it just dozy or his depot that does this
I got to my yard on Wednesday and got reloaded, this was about 15:30. Iād only started at 06:30. But was planning on running till about 17:30. But I felt really sick and had a migrain, so I rang my boss and explained Iād be better off going home tonight(wed) and it would just mean I would run in this morning.
āno problem, no set dates for your deliveries, do them in what order suits you. Let me know when youāve done first drop tomorrowā
Happy days
The only punishment I get is the knowledge that while Iām off some unwashed, unemployable, limping cabbage might be driving my unit, drinking from my mug and resting his greasy, fat, empty head on my pillow.
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The only punishment I get is the knowledge that while Iām off some unwashed, unemployable, limping cabbage might be driving my unit, drinking from my mug and resting his greasy, fat, empty head on my pillow.
Yeah sorry about that, but on the plus side I donāt do agency work any moreā¦ 
stobbie sounds like a sxxt job anyway so I would have it out with the TM and get things straight
Rentandent:
ā¦on the plus side I donāt do agency work any moreā¦
Good, it is for the benefit of us all.
Javiatrix:
Yes, we have to ā ā ā ā off the TM.
Well im married now so getting sucked off is a distant memory.
Where do you work and do you have a link to the ābecoming a TMā thread?
The-Snowman:
Well im married now so getting sucked off is a distant memory.
Iāve been married 3 years now and my wife still does arse to mouth.
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The-Snowman:
Well im married now so getting sucked off is a distant memory.Iāve been married 3 years now and my wife still does arse to mouth.
Arse to mouth, ā¦is that some kind of alternative first aid resuscitation technique. 
robroy:
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The-Snowman:
Well im married now so getting sucked off is a distant memory.Iāve been married 3 years now and my wife still does arse to mouth.
Arse to mouth, ā¦is that some kind of alternative first aid resuscitation technique.
No, itās something your wife does that makes you not want to kiss her anymore.
Ask Dipper Dave.
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The-Snowman:
Well im married now so getting sucked off is a distant memory.Iāve been married 3 years now and my wife still does arse to mouth.
Thanks brother.
Its always nice when your fellow forum members show compassion and understanding to your plight by not boastingā¦
The-Snowman:
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The-Snowman:
Well im married now so getting sucked off is a distant memory.Iāve been married 3 years now and my wife still does arse to mouth.
Thanks brother.
Its always nice when your fellow forum members show compassion and understanding to your plight by not boastingā¦
Donāt worry Snowman, I share your sense of loss. After we got married I discovered that thereās a food that destroys my wifeās ā ā ā drive. Itās called wedding cake. Quite a common condition though apparently.
I wish somebody would destroy Mrs Bās ā ā ā drive.
Watched our last session (circa 2009) on widescreen (needed for full backside inclusion) yesterday.
It was like watching the immediate after effects of two tasered prisoners.
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The-Snowman:
Well im married now so getting sucked off is a distant memory.Iāve been married 3 years now and my wife still does arse to mouth.
Yeah but Iāve seen monkeys pick nugs of ā ā ā ā ā out their arse and eat it. Your missus must be classy.
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The-Snowman:
Well im married now so getting sucked off is a distant memory.Iāve been married 3 years now and my wife still does arse to mouth.
Somebodies been watching to much ā ā ā ā , On a side note she got a sister?
htmldude:
Your missus must be classy.
A lady on the street but a freak in the sheets. 
Well, that all escalated quicklyā¦
The perfect woman will be three things -
A chef in the kitchen
A ā ā ā ā ā in the bedroom
and not too long in the bathroom