Just remember, you can’t do a nightshift in a day cab; I was told that in a waiting room at the Warneford Hospital, Oxford. (By a Dr Tobyjug I think)
kr79:
I hear if you drive an artic the Trailer legs can be very dangerous.
I’m beginning to think that Rikki has a point…this is a retarded thread 
Does this mean I now need a cpc to use ratchet straps
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It will all get deleted soon anyway. If it’ doesn’t fit the plan it won’t make it here. Be nice to each other and it’ll all be roses. 
It’s one off the only threads that’s stayed on topic so calling it retarded is a bit unfair. But as always around here you can talk ■■■■ so long admin agree.
Oh no I’ve gone off topic I’d better delete myself.
newmercman:
kr79:
I hear if you drive an artic the Trailer legs can be very dangerous.I’m beginning to think that Rikki has a point…this is a retarded thread
Can’t you think of something more childish to do with the world wide web at your disposal.
alix776:
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Yes unless you are doing it Scotland a risk assessment is all you need but you must wear full ppe before attempting to use them.
Don’t be such a wuss ---- as long as it’s not an Axor, you’ll be fine! 
Bernard
Right so full bubble wrap idiot jacket and motorbike helmet
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This thread has made my day, untill i got into work and realized im off to collect a trailer full of bubblewrap! Should be fine though as i got my cpc bubblewrapping 7 hours
Mr B:
It’s one off the only threads that’s stayed on topic so calling it retarded is a bit unfair. But as always around here you can talk [zb] so long admin agree.
Oh no I’ve gone off topic I’d better delete myself.
If you do Dave make sure you start a thread and throw a strop scania lady style please. 
kr79:
Mr B:
It’s one off the only threads that’s stayed on topic so calling it retarded is a bit unfair. But as always around here you can talk [zb] so long admin agree.
Oh no I’ve gone off topic I’d better delete myself.If you do Dave make sure you start a thread and throw a strop scania lady style please.
Do not drive the lorry wearing a motorbike helmet,and lick the sun visor in the helmet when a foreign truck over takes you,i tried that last night.
Written from Wormwood scrubs mental health unit,while wearing a straight jacket.Nice cup of tea they made me,put Bromide in it.
hgvhgv,if we read the papers tomorrow,and hear of any bubblewrappines happiness accident,we will know it was you that shed your bubblewrappy on purpose so you could get mentioned by Sally traffic on radio two.
Remember to wear your gloves at all times whilst driving,range change switches are bloody lethal you know
Is the lorry an Eaton twin splitter gear box,you will need a certificate to say you are a “proper driver”,and a medal too.?