robroy:
muckles:
robroy:
Got my first drop off in Swindon, pulled out of yard on to road on an ind est, booked a break had a coffee and half an hours kip, woke up needing a ■■■■.
Got out looked around, nobody about, got tucked in behind open pass side door and did the business…sorted.
(In mitigating circumstances for the Puritans, I took aim down a water drain that just happened to be there.)
Also how the hell did he see me as I had the passenger side door wrapped around me, so he must have craned his neck to actually see me, and as far as I knew there was no one about, so he must have been hiding anyway.
Perhaps he was working down the drain. Which would explain why you didn’t seen him and why he was so outraged.
Never thought of that one, but I’ve heard that some actually pay good money for that sort of treatment, could be a sideline.
bald bloke:
Robroy tell them you’ve an enlarged prostate and when you gotta go you gotta go, and that’s true I know .
I was gonna say that many a time I’ve got up and just made it at home 
nick2008:
bald bloke:
Robroy tell them you’ve an enlarged prostate and when you gotta go you gotta go, and that’s true I know .I was gonna say that many a time I’ve got up and just made it at home
It’s true though you can go from mildly needing a wee to desperately needing a wee in the space of 10 minutes.
Bluey Circles:
commonrail2:
Our office get umpteen phone calls per week,complaining about one thing or another.
They just ignore 99% of them.Not good if there is only two trucks in your fleet though.
I heard of a bloke who fixed one of those “HOW IS MY DRIVING” signs that prompt others to report bad driving to the back of his white van - he used the telephone number for one of those adult lines out of a ■■■■ mag; anyone phoning it would get to listen to some woman pleasuring herself and be paying £1.50 a minute for the privilege.
regards dave 
could of been worse rob the guy might of had his cam thingy going and you could of been plastered all over this sight and getting a roasting from the dash cam lot lol
thank your lucky stars you wasnt taking a dump at the time
knight2:
Maybe he’s a tyre fitter
If you are taken short and there is no other option you need to do what is best. I personally would not use the wheel
The last time I stopped and too a pee outside the cab was about 4 years ago on the NY thruway at mile marker 55/4, there is a small pull off area, enough for one truck, I walked around to the passenger side so that nobody could see me and relieved myself between the cab and the trailer, as I did so I looked around to see a huge black bear standing about 10 feet away watching me, I climbed over the catwalk and slowly got back in the driving seat, I have never got out of the cab to pee against the truck since
I know you don’t have wild bears wandering around in the UK but from what I remember laybys seem to attract those strange ‘Cottage’ type perverts so it could be worse 
So it seems, a bloke or two of a 
" Certain Age " have a little prostate problem going on ,
have you consulted a Doctor for a check up from the neck up ?
Cant see a problem here , but then theres not much to see is there :open_mouth: . . Im not going to ask for pictures of evidence in relation to your defence , that would be sooo unfair and quite frankly not fit for this site ( other web sites are available ).
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Having a late father who was double incontinent ( that has its own issues i can tell you ), i understand your predicament.
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Move on - and dont forget , Tena is your friend 
muckles:
robroy:
Got my first drop off in Swindon, pulled out of yard on to road on an ind est, booked a break had a coffee and half an hours kip, woke up needing a ■■■■.
Got out looked around, nobody about, got tucked in behind open pass side door and did the business…sorted.
(In mitigating circumstances for the Puritans, I took aim down a water drain that just happened to be there.Also how the hell did he see me as I had the passenger side door wrapped around me, so he must have craned his neck to actually see me, and as far as I knew there was no one about, so he must have been hiding anyway.
Perhaps he was working down the drain. Which would explain why you didn’t seen him and why he was so outraged.
lol,like it
Pat Hasler:
If you are taken short and there is no other option you need to do what is best. I personally would not use the wheel
The last time I stopped and too a pee outside the cab was about 4 years ago on the NY thruway at mile marker 55/4, there is a small pull off area, enough for one truck, I walked around to the passenger side so that nobody could see me and relieved myself between the cab and the trailer, as I did so I looked around to see a huge black bear standing about 10 feet away watching me, I climbed over the catwalk and slowly got back in the driving seat, I have never got out of the cab to pee against the truck since
I know you don’t have wild bears wandering around in the UK but from what I remember laybys seem to attract those strange ‘Cottage’ type perverts so it could be worse
probably thought you had a BEAR faced cheek doing it on his territory
I hate people like that myself,had a few reports about me over the years mainly to complain about my driving,[most of it unfounded of course because I am a near perfect driver]what gets me is when you ask your employer to give you the complainents number so you can talk to them and they refuse,employers are quite happy to accept a complaint against you,when you explain to them they tend not to believe you and take the other persons side,thats what really annoys me,i had a car nearly go into the side of my trailer one day when her lane closed into mine and she would not give way,i got a disciplinary for it which pxxxxd me right off so asked for her details,when the ops director asked why I told him I will phone the police right now in front of him and have her done and to prove I was in the right,the ■■■■ never took me up on the offer he changed his tune and said I got the disciplinary because I called her an idiot with the usual bxxxxxxs that I represent the company blah blah blah,so in other words we drivers are not allowed to stand up for ourselves,if people have a go at me verbally its my right to retaliate verbally,if they do not like it[employers],then tough,they can allways dispense with my services,makes no odds to me
truckman020:
I hate people like that myself,had a few reports about me over the years mainly to complain about my driving,[most of it unfounded of course because I am a near perfect driver]what gets me is when you ask your employer to give you the complainents number so you can talk to them and they refuse,employers are quite happy to accept a complaint against you,when you explain to them they tend not to believe you and take the other persons side,thats what really annoys me,i had a car nearly go into the side of my trailer one day when her lane closed into mine and she would not give way,i got a disciplinary for it which pxxxxd me right off so asked for her details,when the ops director asked why I told him I will phone the police right now in front of him and have her done and to prove I was in the right,the [zb] never took me up on the offer he changed his tune and said I got the disciplinary because I called her an idiot with the usual bxxxxxxs that I represent the company blah blah blah,so in other words we drivers are not allowed to stand up for ourselves,if people have a go at me verbally its my right to retaliate verbally,if they do not like it[employers],then tough,they can allways dispense with my services,makes no odds to me
Fair play to you, but I doubt very much if it makes any odds to your employer either…
F-reds:
truckman020:
I hate people like that myself,had a few reports about me over the years mainly to complain about my driving,[most of it unfounded of course because I am a near perfect driver]what gets me is when you ask your employer to give you the complainents number so you can talk to them and they refuse,employers are quite happy to accept a complaint against you,when you explain to them they tend not to believe you and take the other persons side,thats what really annoys me,i had a car nearly go into the side of my trailer one day when her lane closed into mine and she would not give way,i got a disciplinary for it which pxxxxd me right off so asked for her details,when the ops director asked why I told him I will phone the police right now in front of him and have her done and to prove I was in the right,the [zb] never took me up on the offer he changed his tune and said I got the disciplinary because I called her an idiot with the usual bxxxxxxs that I represent the company blah blah blah,so in other words we drivers are not allowed to stand up for ourselves,if people have a go at me verbally its my right to retaliate verbally,if they do not like it[employers],then tough,they can allways dispense with my services,makes no odds to meFair play to you, but I doubt very much if it makes any odds to your employer either…
agree with you,unfortunately it means I have lost a few jobs in the past,part of life,i have yet to find an employer who will stand by their employee,havent done so far in 27 yrs of driving
Tony Saprano:
animal:
Tony Saprano:
I was once told by an old trucker that wee truck drivers are aloud by law to carry out such action as longs as it’s to the rear of the vehicle. Now he may have been pulling my p1sser, so maybe some of the older hands can clarify/dismiss it as an old wives tale.As for the deed itself, in my line of work it’s a regular occurance for myself and my fellow drivers to have a waz up the side of the wagon.
Only on a bank holiday & you must also carry a bale of hay
No I have not ■■■■■■ up a wheel ever
Ha ha. I knew there would be a catch.
Oh I forgot the bucket of water fro the horses