As the O.P. has tried to be discreet about it his firm should just file complaints in the bin.Now if he had gotten into a tipper and a bus load of nuns,schoolgirls ,oh has that been on here before.
maybe the company should respond to the robroys new fan to sign the petition improving trucking facilities around the country
■■■■■■■ against something is always a bad idea as sprayback is going to be a problem, you;ll never notice it with trousers on but try it with shorts and you’ll see/feel what i mean. Always ■■■■ down wind if you dont want to smell ■■■■■ for the rest of the day…
Also check the gradient of the floor or you might end up standing in it.
Woodall M1 southbound is good forra ■■■■■, you can flap it over the wall and pee down the banking from a great height 
robroy:
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The services in Cornwall put a designated bog and shower actually on the truck park, maybe others should follow suit, at least then the Phantom Truckpark ■■■■■■■ will have no excuse.
You would think so. I was sat there one morning on break. Some dirty scroat jumps out ■■■■■■ all up the front wheel. Leans back in grabs his washbag an towel an walks the 6 spaces down to the toilet block. Should have cameras up an be banned.
Our office get umpteen phone calls per week,complaining about one thing or another.
They just ignore 99% of them.
Two hands and still a show through 
I miss driving my plain old white truck, could get away with a lot of things, the one I drive at the moment is all sign written with the company name and logo, plus there is a dam phone number on the back too! As for ■■■■■■■ in laybys, always park at an angle, try to aim for a drain if there is one because all the evidence will dissapeer down it.
commonrail2:
Our office get umpteen phone calls per week,complaining about one thing or another.
They just ignore 99% of them.
Not good if there is only two trucks in your fleet though.
I heard of a bloke who fixed one of those “HOW IS MY DRIVING” signs that prompt others to report bad driving to the back of his white van - he used the telephone number for one of those adult lines out of a ■■■■ mag; anyone phoning it would get to listen to some woman pleasuring herself and be paying £1.50 a minute for the privilege.
It’s just a sad fact of life.Some people are only happy when they’ve got someone or something to complain about.
Seems to be a fair share of them in the driving community [emoji2]
Tony Saprano:
I was once told by an old trucker that wee truck drivers are aloud by law to carry out such action as longs as it’s to the rear of the vehicle. Now he may have been pulling my p1sser, so maybe some of the older hands can clarify/dismiss it as an old wives tale.As for the deed itself, in my line of work it’s a regular occurance for myself and my fellow drivers to have a waz up the side of the wagon.
Only on a bank holiday & you must also carry a bale of hay
No I have not ■■■■■■ up a wheel ever
animal:
Tony Saprano:
I was once told by an old trucker that wee truck drivers are aloud by law to carry out such action as longs as it’s to the rear of the vehicle. Now he may have been pulling my p1sser, so maybe some of the older hands can clarify/dismiss it as an old wives tale.As for the deed itself, in my line of work it’s a regular occurance for myself and my fellow drivers to have a waz up the side of the wagon.
Only on a bank holiday & you must also carry a bale of hay
No I have not ■■■■■■ up a wheel ever
Maybe you need to stand closer then ■■? 
trevHCS:
Must admit, I tend to have several little bottles (Lucozade are best) .
Depends what your aim’s like.
In today’s M25 traffic near Heathrow, a black BMW had pulled-up on the hard-shoulder, on a bridge, and the passenger, a tattooed lad who looked around 30, was stood, proud as punch, taking a ■■■■! He didn’t disguise it, he was just ■■■■■■■ off the bridge, in full view of a chocker blocked M25!
Never underestimate the queerness of folk! You could understand if you were in full public view, or in front of children, but that’s just stupid. What a sad, pathetic person.
It’s the same about those who complain about something being “offensive” to them. Like when people go onto controversial Facebook pages like Britain First, and put comments about how they’re “offended”. Don’t bloody go on the page then!
Personally, I’d ask your gaffer for the grass’ e-mail address, tell them you want so send a personal apology, and send them an e-mail, pretending to be the disciplinary team. Let your imagination run wild with how you’ve been punished. Say you’ve been sacked, your house has been repossessed, and you’ve been found half-eaten by a pack of wild dogs.
animal:
No I have not ■■■■■■ up a wheel ever
This brings up a question I’ve often wondered about, but am not brave enough to ask!
As for the M25 incident - surprised the matrix signs didn’t spring into action with something like “Anyone got a magnifying glass” just before said BMW, although not sure if that applies to the non-driver.
Sumsmeister, I was going to admit to using smaller necked bottles too with good accuracy (direct connection not from a distance), but then remembered my comment about the BMW driver and I don’t drive one of those. 
animal:
Tony Saprano:
I was once told by an old trucker that wee truck drivers are aloud by law to carry out such action as longs as it’s to the rear of the vehicle. Now he may have been pulling my p1sser, so maybe some of the older hands can clarify/dismiss it as an old wives tale.As for the deed itself, in my line of work it’s a regular occurance for myself and my fellow drivers to have a waz up the side of the wagon.
Only on a bank holiday & you must also carry a bale of hay
No I have not ■■■■■■ up a wheel ever
Ha ha. I knew there would be a catch.
A posh coffin dodger was telling me this morning that I couldn’t park outside his house. I pointed out there were no double yellows (which wouldn’t matter as I was delivering) and that it was a public road. “Yes but I don’t want you here. I will ring your employer.”
I replied “go ahead then.”
He looked in vain on the cab for a phone number.
You want to see them in Germany, a car will pull into the services, a load of blokes jump out, ■■■■ on the grass and have a ■■■, then go into the restaurant for a meal
Wheel Nut:
You want to see them in Germany, a car will pull into the services, a load of blokes jump out, ■■■■ on the grass and have a ■■■, then go into the restaurant for a meal
That’s the uk isn’t it only in the truck parking area !
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