If there are any owner drivers or small hauliers thinking of selling up, then let me know.
A friend of mine signed a contract to shift a large amount of equipment over 24-36 months. There wasn’t any major pressure for the o’licence and new lorries to come. But they’ve brought the start date forward.
Subbing it out would be the obvious solution, but it’s not possible. It’s in the contract.
where abouts 
, i would for the right price, must keep employees on, comes with work 5 days per week 50 weeks per year only stops at xmas, from my own customers, ps its not going to be cheap
burnley-si:
where abouts
This is limeyphil talking. You need to take what he has said with a pinch of salt.
Conor:
burnley-si:
where aboutsThis is limeyphil talking. You need to take what he has said with a pinch of salt.
"A large of amount of equipment " in Limey land that translates that Phil has sold the Eifel tower to the Chinese for scrap metal and it will need shifting.
Breaking news; Over night the pyramids in Egypt were demolished and the stone blocks are missing.
A white ERF and Volvo FL10 were seen loitering in the area.
One cab had the advert “No job is too small” written on the side.
The other had Limey’s demolition ltd.
Reports indicate that about 130 Ford Transit vans with wooden “greedy” boards, were seen before the Pyramids were stolen.
The drivers all were wearing dealer boots and chequered lumber jack shirts.
Locals could not make out what they were talking about.Five camel dealers were approached and asked if they had any fuel for sale.
toby1234abc:
Breaking news; Over night the pyramids in Egypt were demolished and the stone blocks are missing.
A white ERF and Volvo FL10 were seen loitering in the area.
One cab had the advert “No job is too small” written on the side.
The other had Limey’s demolition ltd.
Reports indicate that about 130 Ford Transit vans with wooden “greedy” boards, were seen before the Pyramids were stolen.
The drivers all were wearing dealer boots and chequered lumber jack shirts.
Locals could not make out what they were talking about.Five camel dealers were approached and asked if they had any fuel for sale.
pot, kettle… black?
give it an hour and phil will have foudn a company bought it and transferred the o’licence over, given he can recruit 3 x drivers in about 2 hours for international work 
Limey is quite a character.Has he bought out Willi Betz and Waberers yet?
forgot im running at 33% profit as of year end march, not idea how but it is 
so its well worth the money lol no pm yet
Red diesel si? 
war1974:
Red diesel si?
i wish lol i might have soem cash in my pocket then
33% profit aint bad you must have some accountant
waynedl:
toby1234abc:
Breaking news; Over night the pyramids in Egypt were demolished and the stone blocks are missing.
A white ERF and Volvo FL10 were seen loitering in the area.
One cab had the advert “No job is too small” written on the side.
The other had Limey’s demolition ltd.
Reports indicate that about 130 Ford Transit vans with wooden “greedy” boards, were seen before the Pyramids were stolen.
The drivers all were wearing dealer boots and chequered lumber jack shirts.
Locals could not make out what they were talking about.Five camel dealers were approached and asked if they had any fuel for sale.pot, kettle… black?
Toby’s attempt at humour has hoist him with his own petard. I not only understood his post but actually laughed. 
toby1234abc:
Breaking news; Over night the pyramids in Egypt were demolished and the stone blocks are missing.
A white ERF and Volvo FL10 were seen loitering in the area.
One cab had the advert “No job is too small” written on the side.
The other had Limey’s demolition ltd.
Reports indicate that about 130 Ford Transit vans with wooden “greedy” boards, were seen before the Pyramids were stolen.
The drivers all were wearing dealer boots and chequered lumber jack shirts.
Locals could not make out what they were talking about.Five camel dealers were approached and asked if they had any fuel for sale.
its ok folks, they are all safely back to Liverpool…
just removing the magnets as we speak
war1974:
33% profit aint bad you must have some accountant
good rates not running at backload everywhere
war1974:
33% profit aint bad you must have some accountant
No- a good accountant is one who tells you ( and HMRC) that you have traded unprofitably over the last year. 
Harry Monk:
war1974:
33% profit aint bad you must have some accountantNo- a good accountant is one who tells you ( and HMRC) that you have traded unprofitably over the last year.
Really?
If you can manage that only using the standard (legal) deductions, then your accountant is probably telling the truth.
My goal is to claim as much as is legally possible and still give the tax man a large cheque. As I only pay tax on profits…
newmercman:
Harry Monk:
war1974:
33% profit aint bad you must have some accountantNo- a good accountant is one who tells you ( and HMRC) that you have traded unprofitably over the last year.
Really?
If you can manage that only using the standard (legal) deductions, then your accountant is probably telling the truth.
Amazon, Google, Starbucks?