Evil8Beezle:
Rikki-UK:
Try FacebookI’d almost rather go to Yorkshire!
Tha be nowt wrong wi’ Yorkshire, lad.
In comparison to Hull even I must agree 
Evil8Beezle:
Radar19:
Can’t say I’ve met many “bad” security guards. Had a sarcastic one at DSV in Wellingborough. I hate sarcasim so that didn’t help.Radar19:
dieseldog999:
putting security bods into their proper perspective…I went into united bakeries a few years ago in Belfast with a fridge full of bread…up to the barrier and its ,whats in the back…coal…for the furnaces…( at this point I don’t know if they have a furnace,but it odds on the cabbage don’t know either)…he writes down coal,then opens the barrier to let me in…half way in,i shout him back and ask him if he can gives a loan of a shovel to help me unload as I broke mine loading the coal into the fridge in glasgow…off he goes back into the hut to ask someone where il be able to get a shovel…at this point I can see him being told by the other cabbage that hes a [zb],and you can see the penny dropping in slow motion…you couldn’t make it up,though to be fair,when im on a lot of ferry crossings coming over empty then ive told the booth cabbages that ive got on glider engines,waistcoat sleeves,chicken lips,■■■■■ holes etc…and they just write it down…you cant say securitys not on the ball on the ferrys…That cracked me up!
I’m confused mate, as I’m fairly certain that’s sarcasm, it’s probably being on the wrong end of it that’s the issue…
just as well theres not a lot of security guards looking in here to see what we write about them,otherwise we wouldn’t get in anywhere. 
What would be their forum name?
I’m at a loss…
raymundo:
In comparison to Hull even I must agree
I’m highly offended by that, it’s blatant placism at it’s worst. Where’s the report button!
Captain Caveman 76:
raymundo:
In comparison to Hull even I must agreeI’m highly offended by that, it’s blatant placism at it’s worst. Where’s the report button!
Whereas Countyism is perfectly legal! 
Evil8Beezle:
What would be their forum name?I’m at a loss…
i think their website is called www.ifyoucanloginherethenyouroverqualif … hfanny.com
Captain Caveman 76:
raymundo:
In comparison to Hull even I must agreeI’m highly offended by that, it’s blatant placism at it’s worst. Where’s the report button!
Excuse em oi, this is the real meaning of the word … ‘‘Just as we should abhor racism that manifests itself by preferring to buy things from people of our own race, we should abhor placism that manifests itself by preferring to buy things from people who live nearer to us.’’ … I aint tryin to buy owt from you as I now live bloody miles and miles away from you !!
(see I can Google too)
The one that gets on my nerves with security bods is ,
Can I use the toilet please ?
Do you want a Jimmy riddle, no two?
I want to use the toilet
If it’s a Jimmy riddle you can, no two no
Not funny when you’ve been parked in a holding bay for hrs, and it’s happened a lot of late, security bods trying to say whether you can or can’t use the toilet dependant on what your needs are 
dieseldog999:
BIG AW:
davepenn54:
Well the hateful post has gone now, thank you mods for a very swift responseYes it was me who reported it as soon as I saw it, we don’t need that kind of rubbish on here and to whoever it was that thought it funny enough to post hope you take a good look at yourself over the next couple of hours.
Regards
Dave Penn;Yes Dave I reported it also no place on here for that crap, us both been Yorkshireman will have a laugh and a joke but there is a line not to cross
BIG AW
so who died and left you as number 1 decider of what line gets crossed then? personally id have like to have seen the mongbus picture to see if I thought it was funny or not without some dudly doogood deciding for me…I also love seeing all the racist comments (and the thinly disguised ones ) that get left on here before the powers that be remove them in case it offends ethnic minorities,even after there been posts and debates about how few of them there actually are in the trucking industry…
if you ever get greif from a security guard,then just sneak in when hes not looking and smear poison in the inside of his windows…job done.
Nobody as made me the NO1 decider of what crosses the line the joke in question was quite funny even the pic, what I thought was out of order was the face pictures that were photoshopped on !! they didn’t have a choice and for your info am the least bit a so called dudly doogood.
i wouldnt be bothered getting into a debate about it as its not realy front page news and you can have the last word if you wish,but,bit of crossed lines on your reply there…your cool wth the joke…your cool with the pic…you didnt like the faces in the pic…so you hit the report button to have a few faces that you personally didnt like removed from the website apparantly as they have crossed your specific individual line of whats deemed to be suitable for the rest of us…you say nobody made you no 1 decider of whats suitable viewing,but you personaly decide that the pic should be removed as you dont like it.so you dob it into the moderators to have them remove it.of course its offensive to some,of course its not in the best taste,but myself and no doubt a few others think it was humourous though obviously not targeting some specific unfortunate individual and judging by the replys to the o/p on this thread then id say the jurys split as to whether it was offensive or not,hence sounds like mary whitehouse meets dudly doogood to me.but seeing as its meant to be a forum open to debate then its only my opinion which differs from yours,the difference with me is,id never report anything posted if i didnt like it…each to their own…try this…my misses worked for years in a centre for the happy bus faces that your on about,you wouldn’t meet a more caring tender woman,but she hated herself for peeing herself laughing at Stephen lynch singing special Olympics when I played it to her. goggle it and see if you don’t laugh. it might not be in the best of taste,but its the guys most popular song that he is requested to sing constantly and not targeted at any specific individual.
Claretmac:
There is a rather unlikeable lad on the gatehouse at asda Dartford that always seems to be hell bent on ruining my day every time I go there!!! Regardless of whether I have 3 pallets for them or full load!!!
I guess you never have to go to Erith, Belvedere (ISIS Reach) or whatever you want to call it. They can ■■■■■■■■ up your week.
scotstrucker:
agency driver from our place did that at tesco purfleet a month or so ago after the goods in bod told him too take it away as he was too early, so he did, all the way back too the yard at sheffield, let’s just say there was a few heated phone calls lol.
I once took a 45 sat on the barrier there, when then finally answered, I was sent away for being 15 mins early (apparently they had no empty bays - excuse me, but anyone familiar with that site knows what a view of goods in you get from that barrier,) drove round, took a right out of the barrier and sat 3 back in the queue.
When I got answered that time, I was pulled up for being 45 mins late.
dieseldog999:
i wouldnt be bothered getting into a debate about it as its not realy front page news and you can have the last word if you wish,but,bit of crossed lines on your reply there…your cool wth the joke…your cool with the pic…you didnt like the faces in the pic…so you hit the report button to have a few faces that you personally didnt like removed from the website apparantly as they have crossed your specific individual line of whats deemed to be suitable for the rest of us…you say nobody made you no 1 decider of whats suitable viewing,but you personaly decide that the pic should be removed as you dont like it.so you dob it into the moderators to have them remove it.of course its offensive to some,of course its not in the best taste,but myself and no doubt a few others think it was humourous though obviously not targeting some specific unfortunate individual and judging by the replys to the o/p on this thread then id say the jurys split as to whether it was offensive or not,hence sounds like mary whitehouse meets dudly doogood to me.but seeing as its meant to be a forum open to debate then its only my opinion which differs from yours,the difference with me is,id never report anything posted if i didnt like it…each to their own…try this…my misses worked for years in a centre for the happy bus faces that your on about,you wouldn’t meet a more caring tender woman,but she hated herself for peeing herself laughing at Stephen lynch singing special Olympics when I played it to her. goggle it and see if you don’t laugh. it might not be in the best of taste,but its the guys most popular song that he is requested to sing constantly and not targeted at any specific individual.
For someone who doesn’t want to get into an debate and letting me have the last word you felt you had to reply at what 11.00pm ■■? and don’t come on here and ■■■■■■■ judge me get your facts straight I didn’t hit the report button I e mail the mod to complain for what in my eyes was out of order and judging by some of the replys other people thought so to ! so if you feel the need to justify thinking its funny by going on about your wife feeling guilty about laffing at somebody on the telly singing looks like you’ve lost the moral high ground, looks like your a match for ■■■■ sake "worked for years in a happy bus face centre " jesus
raymundo:
In comparison to Hull even I must agree
Be careful mate. There’s a bloke lives there that’ll have yer guts fer garters if he hears you talking like that. A chinese mate says it’s lonnie pickaling or summink.
Minger:
So basically no sense of humour allowed
Leave it at the gatehouse.
For someone who doesn’t want to get into an debate and letting me have the last word you felt you had to reply at what 11.00pm ■■? and don’t come on here and [zb] judge me get your facts straight I didn’t hit the report button I e mail the mod to complain for what in my eyes was out of order and judging by some of the replys other people thought so to ! so if you feel the need to justify thinking its funny by going on about your wife feeling guilty about laffing at somebody on the telly singing looks like you’ve lost the moral high ground, looks like your a match for [zb] sake "worked for years in a happy bus face centre " jesus
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I thought all I did was reply and point out the inconsistencies in your post. at the end of the day,your opinion is different to mine,hence,who cares,the point was,most don’t feel the need to complain to get someone elses post removed because they find something personally wrong with it.i don’t need to justify anything being funny or otherwise,just putting across a view.and if its suits you to post at 8.a.m. is there something wrong with posting at 11.pm? or is nobody allowed to be on here unless its suitable hours for you? you still never said if you laughed or not listening to steven lynch …funny? or the same sense of humour as the mods in here…i.e.none whatsoever…did you not even have a secret wee grin?
dieseldog999:
For someone who doesn’t want to get into an debate and letting me have the last word you felt you had to reply at what 11.00pm ■■? and don’t come on here and [zb] judge me get your facts straight I didn’t hit the report button I e mail the mod to complain for what in my eyes was out of order and judging by some of the replys other people thought so to ! so if you feel the need to justify thinking its funny by going on about your wife feeling guilty about laffing at somebody on the telly singing looks like you’ve lost the moral high ground, looks like your a match for [zb] sake "worked for years in a happy bus face centre " jesus
I thought all I did was reply and point out the inconsistencies in your post. at the end of the day,your opinion is different to mine,hence,who cares,the point was,most don’t feel the need to complain to get someone elses post removed because they find something personally wrong with it.i don’t need to justify anything being funny or otherwise,just putting across a view.and if its suits you to post at 8.a.m. is there something wrong with posting at 11.pm? or is nobody allowed to be on here unless its suitable hours for you? you still never said if you laughed or not listening to steven lynch …funny? or the same sense of humour as the mods in here…i.e.none whatsoever…did you not even have a secret wee grin?
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I knew a gateman who was what you might call “a taster of glass.” We used to ask him embarassing stuff like does he ■■■■, has he ever licked a really hairy ■■■■■ etc.
One day I asked him if he’d ever felt a ■■■. After squinting, he tilted his head, twisted his arms around and said “oh yeth.” “When I fell off my bike and ■■■■■■ myself.”
Wardaddy:
I knew a gateman who was what you might call “a taster of glass.” We used to ask him embarassing stuff like does he [zb], has he ever licked a really hairy ■■■■■ etc.
One day I asked him if he’d ever felt a ■■■. After squinting, he tilted his head, twisted his arms around and said “oh yeth.” “When I fell off my bike and ■■■■■■ myself.”
i think that should of said ,‘’ when i fell of my bike and pithed myself ‘’
sorry just trying to help [and get the last post]