It wasn’t even real window lickers in that van, it was a bad photoshop job.
Political correctness gone mad I say. Next thing we’ll all be wearing day glow vests and hand over our keys and… oh wait…
Wardaddy:
Dieseldog if you want to see it, search Window Lickers bus and click images on google.
class…I had already tried searching for mongbus and could only see a few funnies…theres an unlimited supply now … 
Can’t say I’ve met many “bad” security guards. Had a sarcastic one at DSV in Wellingborough. I hate sarcasim so that didn’t help.
putting security bods into their proper perspective…I went into united bakeries a few years ago in Belfast with a fridge full of bread…up to the barrier and its ,whats in the back…coal…for the furnaces…( at this point I don’t know if they have a furnace,but it odds on the cabbage don’t know either)…he writes down coal,then opens the barrier to let me in…half way in,i shout him back and ask him if he can gives a loan of a shovel to help me unload as I broke mine loading the coal into the fridge in glasgow…off he goes back into the hut to ask someone where il be able to get a shovel…at this point I can see him being told by the other cabbage that hes a ■■■■■■■■ you can see the penny dropping in slow motion…you couldn’t make it up,though to be fair,when im on a lot of ferry crossings coming over empty then ive told the booth cabbages that ive got on glider engines,waistcoat sleeves,chicken lips,■■■■■ holes etc…and they just write it down…you cant say securitys not on the ball on the ferrys… 
dieseldog999:
putting security bods into their proper perspective…I went into united bakeries a few years ago in Belfast with a fridge full of bread…up to the barrier and its ,whats in the back…coal…for the furnaces…( at this point I don’t know if they have a furnace,but it odds on the cabbage don’t know either)…he writes down coal,then opens the barrier to let me in…half way in,i shout him back and ask him if he can gives a loan of a shovel to help me unload as I broke mine loading the coal into the fridge in glasgow…off he goes back into the hut to ask someone where il be able to get a shovel…at this point I can see him being told by the other cabbage that hes a [zb],and you can see the penny dropping in slow motion…you couldn’t make it up,though to be fair,when im on a lot of ferry crossings coming over empty then ive told the booth cabbages that ive got on glider engines,waistcoat sleeves,chicken lips,■■■■■ holes etc…and they just write it down…you cant say securitys not on the ball on the ferrys…
That cracked me up!
I posted the original thread about security bods. I also commented about the photo of a “window licker bus”. My step daughter has severe autism, cannot speak or communicate and lives in a home for people who cannot function. It’s about a sense of humour and choice, who has a right to remove something that might upset some people?
I personally think that each person has a right to either accept something for what is or not, but don’t take something off this forum because they are upset about it
scrotumscratcher:
We cannot and do not read every post on here, If you spot something you think crosses the line do what the folks in this thread did and report it to the admin team.
what the folks in this case did was within there rights and what you did in removiing the said post was within your rights what doesnt seem right is to gloat because you removed a post after there complaint ,remember yorkshire born yorkshire bred strong in the arm but thick in the head , only joking ,have i crossed the line sorry
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Just to put the record straight as Rikki posted I only reported the post to be reviewed by the Mod’s because I felt it was in bad taste and was not at all related to the OP, If the mod team had found it acceptable, then I would have gone along with that decision, doesn’t mean I would have found it funny and laughed along with it like a baba-lam I would have moved on and not come back to the thread, if you don’t like don’t read it 
Although I have lived in West Yorkshire for 25yrs I’m originally from Lancashire but I don’t discriminate about where people originate just as I find any form of discrimination abhorrent. I also find it difficult to see where ‘gloating’ has come into any of the responses from myself or Rikki, I would find it interesting to see what you seem to have interpreted as ‘gloating’. I always use the report button, as requested by admin, in all forums I browse be that spam ads, scam agency ads, unsubstantiated company rumours, racism, sexism, homophobia and today an offensive discriminatory post IMHO. I have also had a few of my own post’s removed because they didn’t comply with forum rules. I am far from being Mary Whitehouse of the forum
Regards
Dave Penn; ‘Honorary Yorkshireman and proud of it’ 
Quote “what you might think is offensive”. Everyone has a right to be offensive, no one should have the righ to decide what is offensive to other people
Still talking about Yorksire! What’s Yorkshireman thing got to do with, anything?
Minger:
Quote “what you might think is offensive”. Everyone has a right to be offensive, no one should have the righ to decide what is offensive to other people
nobody is trying to be offensive to anyone on a personal basis.and no reasonable person would.not even on here about someones personal misfortune etc. chubs,frankie boyle and the like are just making humor at generalisation…same as we all prob laughed about jews getting gassed in the war even in school.lots of folk laugh at tragedies or Diana ■■■■■■■ it ,the Yorkshire riper and stuff like that.its not accounting for one individual poor sods personal misfortune.people should lighten up and just either laugh or not and leave it at that,instead of the huffing and puffing …
the nodding donkey:
It wasn’t even real window lickers in that van
What do real window lickers look like, security guards?
So basically no sense of humour allowed
Offensive jokes are the funniest because you know you shouldn’t laugh.
Wardaddy:
the nodding donkey:
It wasn’t even real window lickers in that vanWhat do real window lickers look like, security guards?
id like my security guard like this…complete with hi viz…
though I do like the doggy screensaver.freescreencleaner.com/
Minger:
So basically no sense of humour allowed
correct
dieseldog999:
putting security bods into their proper perspective…I went into united bakeries a few years ago in Belfast with a fridge full of bread…up to the barrier and its ,whats in the back…coal…for the furnaces…( at this point I don’t know if they have a furnace,but it odds on the cabbage don’t know either)…he writes down coal,then opens the barrier to let me in…half way in,i shout him back and ask him if he can gives a loan of a shovel to help me unload as I broke mine loading the coal into the fridge in glasgow…off he goes back into the hut to ask someone where il be able to get a shovel…at this point I can see him being told by the other cabbage that hes a [zb],and you can see the penny dropping in slow motion…you couldn’t make it up,though to be fair,when im on a lot of ferry crossings coming over empty then ive told the booth cabbages that ive got on glider engines,waistcoat sleeves,chicken lips,■■■■■ holes etc…and they just write it down…you cant say securitys not on the ball on the ferrys…
eeeeeejit
Radar19:
Can’t say I’ve met many “bad” security guards. Had a sarcastic one at DSV in Wellingborough. I hate sarcasim so that didn’t help.
Radar19:
dieseldog999:
putting security bods into their proper perspective…I went into united bakeries a few years ago in Belfast with a fridge full of bread…up to the barrier and its ,whats in the back…coal…for the furnaces…( at this point I don’t know if they have a furnace,but it odds on the cabbage don’t know either)…he writes down coal,then opens the barrier to let me in…half way in,i shout him back and ask him if he can gives a loan of a shovel to help me unload as I broke mine loading the coal into the fridge in glasgow…off he goes back into the hut to ask someone where il be able to get a shovel…at this point I can see him being told by the other cabbage that hes a [zb],and you can see the penny dropping in slow motion…you couldn’t make it up,though to be fair,when im on a lot of ferry crossings coming over empty then ive told the booth cabbages that ive got on glider engines,waistcoat sleeves,chicken lips,■■■■■ holes etc…and they just write it down…you cant say securitys not on the ball on the ferrys…That cracked me up!
I’m confused mate, as I’m fairly certain that’s sarcasm, it’s probably being on the wrong end of it that’s the issue…
Minger:
So basically no sense of humour allowed
Theres a time and place for just about everything on the internet… there are plenty of websites that positively encourage humour that pushes the boundaries… TruckNet isn’t one of them. Try Facebook
Rikki-UK:
Try Facebook
I’d almost rather go to Yorkshire!
You’ve obviously never lived there then?