went to a snack van round the corner from our yard and said to the lady there can I have a worzel gummidge please,she asked what I meant,i replied a cup of tea and a slice of cake,nobody apparently has heard that one before,jon pertwees favourite saying when playing worzel,how many other sayings baffle people in general
truckman020:
went to a snack van round the corner from our yard and said to the lady there can I have a worzel gummidge please,she asked what I meant,i replied a cup of tea and a slice of cake,nobody apparently has heard that one before,jon pertwees favourite saying when playing worzel,how many other sayings baffle people in general
that one
carryfast-yeti:
truckman020:
went to a snack van round the corner from our yard and said to the lady there can I have a worzel gummidge please,she asked what I meant,i replied a cup of tea and a slice of cake,nobody apparently has heard that one before,jon pertwees favourite saying when playing worzel,how many other sayings baffle people in generalthat one
yeah,ignore my rubbish post I am bored trying to think of something to say,moderators feel free to delete,[saves my embarrassment]
Asking for “one of each” at a chip shop seems to baffle some.
Never heard of it.
lolipop:
Never heard of it.
What does that mean?
Fish and chips in these parts.
I went into the chip shop and said “Can I have fish and chips twice please?” Bloke behind the counter shouted" Alright, I heard you the first time"
“His eyes were that wonkey,if he cleaned your windows, he would knock next door for the money”.
" Even a blind squirrel finds a nut now and again ".
“What can be communicated verbally should never be put in writing”
Hitler’s instructions for discussing his “Jewish problem” 
Well done, said by TM to Agency driver 
Evil8Beezle:
“What can be communicated verbally should never be put in writing”Hitler’s instructions for discussing his “Jewish problem”
But its a quote 
Never put off until tomorrow that which can safely be left until the middle of next week.
(Procrastinator’s family motto)
When I ask for a cob, or call someone mardy in foreign parts I get blank looks.
Your that interesting mate you’d talk a glass eye to sleep 
Tris:
When I ask for a cob, or call someone mardy in foreign parts I get blank looks.
wossermarrerwithat 
guess you is Lestah then ,owmuchissit ? innit 
itsa Cob, 
not a roll, not a bap , not a bun , not a balm , itsa bluddy Cob innit 
trux:
Tris:
When I ask for a cob, or call someone mardy in foreign parts I get blank looks.wossermarrerwithat
guess you is Lestah then ,owmuchissit ? innit
itsa Cob,
My girlfriend tells me that is wrong. The correct term for such comestible is a Batch.
In my neck of the woods it’s a chuffin breadcake
I ask for a Swine and Hen Fruit sandwich.