If a customer isn’t the most appreciative or most polite. Leave them an “upper decker” as a token of your gratitude.
the nodding donkey:
trux:
Tris:
When I ask for a cob, or call someone mardy in foreign parts I get blank looks.wossermarrerwithat
guess you is Lestah then ,owmuchissit ? innit
itsa Cob,
not a roll, not a bap , not a bun , not a balm , itsa bluddy Cob innit
My girlfriend tells me that is wrong. The correct term for such comestible is a Batch.
+1, sausage & onion with mustard and brown sauce please.
a roll is something to do with Oasis, a bap is a ■■■, a bun is an ■■■, balm is rubbed into the skin (steady there, dipper dave), a cob is what my wife gets all the bloody time since ‘the change’.
Egg Banjo
sinclair89:
Egg Banjo
heard of egg banjo,but cant remember what it is,remind me
dri-diddly-iver:
In my neck of the woods it’s a chuffin breadcake
Thank god somebody got some bloody sense!
egg banjo = egg sandwich
Eerrapolis
Eerrabus
Bolt ya rocket
Get it up ye ya bam
Beat it bawbag
Its pure baltic
Evil8Beezle:
“What can be communicated verbally should never be put in writing”Hitler’s instructions for discussing his “Jewish problem”
Well that’s put a dampner on a fun thread, …thanks for the cheery contribution. 
robroy:
Evil8Beezle:
“What can be communicated verbally should never be put in writing”Hitler’s instructions for discussing his “Jewish problem”
Well that’s put a dampner on a fun thread, …thanks for the cheery contribution.
And here is another one … part of the consortium building the new Forth road bridge designed Hitlers bunker in Berlin and his house in the mountains and was also involved in running the slave labour camps ! ( going back to sleep now 
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truckman020:
sinclair89:
Egg Banjoheard of egg banjo,but cant remember what it is,remind me
It’s for an egg sarnie with runny egg which when bitten into goes all down your top so when you go to wipe said spillage you hold the sarnie up in one hand whilst you wipe with the other hand this looking like you are George Formby playing the banjo
Showing my age now 
but only ever heard of egg banjos before now on ‘‘It aint half hot mum’’
aye a bldy egg banjo usually first thing in the morning all over your clean shirt/tache ggrrrr.
JIMBO47:
aye a bldy egg banjo usually first thing in the morning all over your clean shirt/tache ggrrrr.
If it’s in your tache at breakfast, you could finish it off for your dinner 
trux:
Tris:
When I ask for a cob, or call someone mardy in foreign parts I get blank looks.wossermarrerwithat
guess you is Lestah then ,owmuchissit ? innit
itsa Cob,
Oven bottoms where I originally came from 
Central Lancs.
train smash= full English breakfast.
Chinese face wash= corn on the cob.
Me old man used to always ask for a bag of “■■■■■■■■ allsorts”, he used to say it fast so the shopkeeper never cottoned on. Until one day when I got a bit older and braver I pointed at the pork scratchings and said “think you mean these dad”.
Never forget the look of pride in me pappies eyes.
True story.
snowman1:
egg banjo = egg sandwich
now I remember,cheers,forgot that was another saying for it
Face like a ■■■■ with skin on it.
dri-diddly-iver:
In my neck of the woods it’s a chuffin breadcake
Yampy. It’s a co if it’s hard on top (ooer) and a bap if it’s soft (ya ■■■■■■
Robertthegreat:
I ask for a Swine and Hen Fruit sandwich.
And you’d get…?
An egg and bacon sandwich with tomato sauce.
Just had to ask a mate!