switchlogic:
I always knew you were a bad 'un Muckaway.
Being a Foden driver, I thought perhaps our Fiesta had a CAT engine; However on reflection, it was probably a PURR-KINS… 
commonrail:
Bikemonkey:
newmercman:
This cat that you run over was most likely somebody’s pet, it may seem funny to you, but someone lost their little friend tonightTotally agree,i tend to prefer animals to people anyway and disagree with the arrogant hierarchy that humans see themselves at the top of.
Be nice if i could run some of you [zb] over and have a good laugh about it cause i dont like you,or you smell,or you’re thick,or fat,but unfortuntely i’d be arrested and tried and convicted of manslaughter,the world just isn’t fairi don`t think muckaway killed it on purpose,it was hiding under his car
I look on the bright side; Nextdoor have a 2 year old boy and it could’ve been him under the car.
kr79:
Years ago I had a sticker on my car window that said I love cats they taste just like chicken. The woman next door went mad when she see it knocked on the door and started giving my mum a lecture on how she always knew there was something wrong with me and id end up behind bars etc.
I wrote the car off a few months later and was gutted I couldn’t find another sticker.
ebay.co.uk/itm/LOVE-CATS-the … 5648335745
This any good?
Ken.
As a dog owner, I can’t do with cats as their fur makes me sneeze and get a blotchy face.
Like most of you, I’ve seen many of them splattered into the road surface, and have been hit that many times, you don’t feel them when you run over them as they are smooth after a while.
And nothing beats a smooth ■■■■■. 
Ken.
my friend used to keep racing greyhounds,one day he was walking a couple when a cat ran from under a car and started hissing,one dog grabbed it,but the other one grabbed it aswell…the police where called but they did`nt do anything. 
Scarab:
Saw a dog got hit the other week, on the A27, the ■■■■ thing flew about 50ft!I used to like dogs, but my mother in law has two and they bark non stop all the time, run around making noise and ■■■■■■■ everyone off, since I had to put up with them I can’t stand the useless animals anymore.
Cat’s are much better, they have a hell of an attitude on them and just get on with their lives.
And crap in other peoples gardens 
kr79:
There arse reminds me of those things you hang tea towels on
That’s some weird fetish, worrying 
Dave the Renegade:
Take it to your local Chinese slap it on the counter an say " that’s the last ■■■■■■ cat your having unless you pay for the others "
Gold! Comedy Gold!! 
Quinny:
kr79:
Years ago I had a sticker on my car window that said I love cats they taste just like chicken. The woman next door went mad when she see it knocked on the door and started giving my mum a lecture on how she always knew there was something wrong with me and id end up behind bars etc.
I wrote the car off a few months later and was gutted I couldn’t find another sticker.ebay.co.uk/itm/LOVE-CATS-the … 5648335745
This any good?
Ken.
Cheers will order tonight