i once found the remains of a pheasant’s arse sticking out of the grill of my 142 … funny as hell … 
this probably wont help… 
I saw on the BBC news that the police are looking for a driver that chased a cat and ran it over on purpose.
truckerjon:
The idea for cats eyes came when the inventer was driving home late one night, and as he approached a house, he saw a real cats eyes refelcted in his headlights.
If the cat had been walking away, he would have invented the pencil sharpener!
Or one of those rubber tea-towel holders!
Lycanthrope:
in some countrys they are considered vermin and treated the same as rats/cockroaches etc.
Have never liked the things, bite scratch hiss, they only give you attention when they want something.Dogs on the other hand, mans best friend
(and women too)
+1 My dog is trained to hunt for cats, its a good sport, the buzz of the chase, a simple pleasure. 
If the cat runs up a small tree I shake it till the cat falls out then my dog can play.
True fact,you can get a buzz out of sniffing a cats rear end,try it and see. 
newmercman:
This cat that you run over was most likely somebody’s pet, it may seem funny to you, but someone lost their little friend tonight
Totally agree,i tend to prefer animals to people anyway and disagree with the arrogant hierarchy that humans see themselves at the top of.
Be nice if i could run some of you ■■■■■ over and have a good laugh about it cause i dont like you,or you smell,or you’re thick,or fat,but unfortuntely i’d be arrested and tried and convicted of manslaughter,the world just isn’t fair 
Bikemonkey:
newmercman:
This cat that you run over was most likely somebody’s pet, it may seem funny to you, but someone lost their little friend tonightTotally agree,i tend to prefer animals to people anyway and disagree with the arrogant hierarchy that humans see themselves at the top of.
Be nice if i could run over some of you [zb] over and have a good laugh about it,but unfortuntely i’d be arrested and tried and convicted of manslaughter.
So do you value animals over people? Seen a program about that on channel 4 once, didnae sleep for a week.
merc0447:
Bikemonkey:
newmercman:
This cat that you run over was most likely somebody’s pet, it may seem funny to you, but someone lost their little friend tonightTotally agree,i tend to prefer animals to people anyway and disagree with the arrogant hierarchy that humans see themselves at the top of.
Be nice if i could run over some of you [zb] over and have a good laugh about it,but unfortuntely i’d be arrested and tried and convicted of manslaughter.So do you value animals over people? Seen a program about that on channel 4 once, didnae sleep for a week.
We are all animals!!!just cause we control the world we have a responsibility to manage and take care of the things that also live along side us,whether you see a reason for the animal,insect or whatever or not,it has as much right to live on earth as us humans do…but thats really another quite in depth arguement and well off topic. 
Saw Morrisey play at Manchester a few years ago,i never knew he had such a ■■■■■■■■■ fan base,some would travel the world to see him several times over,he stayed at the Wool Hall recording studios at Beckington near Bath,that Tears for Fears once owned,he would walk around the village.Meat is murder was an album.
toby1234abc:
True fact,you can get a buzz out of sniffing a cats rear end,try it and see.
That explains a hell of a lot.
Thank you, that helped.
Coffeeholic:
toby1234abc:
True fact,you can get a buzz out of sniffing a cats rear end,try it and see.That explains a hell of a lot.
Thank you, that helped.
Toby’s seen the South Park cheesing episode…
Bikemonkey:
newmercman:
This cat that you run over was most likely somebody’s pet, it may seem funny to you, but someone lost their little friend tonightTotally agree,i tend to prefer animals to people anyway and disagree with the arrogant hierarchy that humans see themselves at the top of.
Be nice if i could run some of you [zb] over and have a good laugh about it cause i dont like you,or you smell,or you’re thick,or fat,but unfortuntely i’d be arrested and tried and convicted of manslaughter,the world just isn’t fair
+1
I always knew you were a bad 'un Muckaway.
I saw a dog once that was trying to get at a cat that had run up a tree, the owner of the dog was trying to shake the cat down so the dog could get at it, was very upset when i set my dog on his and started to throw it around like a rag doll, good bit of fun at the time although itv would have been more interesting if the dog had done as it was told, and mauled the owner, some dogs just dont listen do they.
truckyboy:
I saw a dog once that was trying to get at a cat that had run up a tree, the owner of the dog was trying to shake the cat down so the dog could get at it, was very upset when i set my dog on his and started to throw it around like a rag doll, good bit of fun at the time although itv would have been more interesting if the dog had done as it was told, and mauled the owner, some dogs just dont listen do they.
wtf
Bikemonkey:
newmercman:
This cat that you run over was most likely somebody’s pet, it may seem funny to you, but someone lost their little friend tonightTotally agree,i tend to prefer animals to people anyway and disagree with the arrogant hierarchy that humans see themselves at the top of.
Be nice if i could run some of you [zb] over and have a good laugh about it cause i dont like you,or you smell,or you’re thick,or fat,but unfortuntely i’d be arrested and tried and convicted of manslaughter,the world just isn’t fair
i don`t think muckaway killed it on purpose,it was hiding under his car
One night in the 80’s I was heading down the hill to Starford on Avon comming from the Warwick direction and passed the cottages on the left (I seem to rememeber they are bypassed now) anyway a small kitten ran out from the garden and under my wheels and was thus flattened. Feeling guilty I stopped and walked back to the cottage to inform the people what had happened as I saw a small girl playing in the garden, I knocked on the door and said “Sorry to inform you but I just killed your kitten as it ran under my truck wheels and didn’t want your little girl to look out and see the body so I stopped to tell you”
"YOU [zb] [zb] shouted the nice looking lady, “get the [zb] out of the way before I call the police”
Never again ! … if I run over a cat it can stay there for the owner to find.
pavaroti:
Lycanthrope:
in some countrys they are considered vermin and treated the same as rats/cockroaches etc.
Have never liked the things, bite scratch hiss, they only give you attention when they want something.Dogs on the other hand, mans best friend
+1 My dog is trained to hunt for cats, its a good sport, the buzz of the chase, a simple pleasure.
You must be some kind of ■■■■,could I have your address to pass on to the RSPCA ,thank you.
bobbya:
pavaroti:
Lycanthrope:
in some countrys they are considered vermin and treated the same as rats/cockroaches etc.
Have never liked the things, bite scratch hiss, they only give you attention when they want something.Dogs on the other hand, mans best friend
+1 My dog is trained to hunt for cats, its a good sport, the buzz of the chase, a simple pleasure.
You must be some kind of ■■■■,could I have your address to pass on to the RSPCA ,thank you.
It’s a Glesga address, the RSPCA don’t operate up here. Even if they did they would know full well that dog v cat, cat always wins. 
pavaroti:
bobbya:
pavaroti:
Lycanthrope:
in some countrys they are considered vermin and treated the same as rats/cockroaches etc.
Have never liked the things, bite scratch hiss, they only give you attention when they want something.Dogs on the other hand, mans best friend
+1 My dog is trained to hunt for cats, its a good sport, the buzz of the chase, a simple pleasure.
You must be some kind of ■■■■,could I have your address to pass on to the RSPCA ,thank you.
It’s a Glesga address, the RSPCA don’t operate up here.
Indeed
